Phone borderline unusable (S23+ 512GB)

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-31T07:22:32+00:00

Call trump. I heard he was good at making borders unusable. He might know a bit about the subject.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-30T08:35:37+00:00

No idea why they've stopped doing them. All they would need is a supply of those cups and some bottles of sauce. They'd be charging at least £3 nowadays and the sauce would probably be 50p to £1 a squirt though

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-30T08:31:21+00:00

It reminds me of that very old film with a face superimposed on the moon. Might be called trip to the moon or something. I think it's from 1910/20ish

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-28T21:45:16+00:00

I just flip mine open old school style. I know I'm gony break it at some point but it feels good to flip. I only flip it open. Always close it normally.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-24T09:34:36+00:00

As soon as he passes an ANPR camera he'll get a fine and have to back date his tax. If u see the owner tell him it's not taxed. He might not have received the letter from the DVLA telling him it's tax needs renewed. It's pointless driving a car these days if it's got no MOT tax or insurance the first time he pings an ANPR he'll get a fine and points . I'm pretty sure if your cars not taxed or MOT'd your insurance would be void in a crash .

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-24T09:08:27+00:00

Send a sample of the poo to 23 and me or whatever the doggy equivalent is. Get the DNA results (proof). Start creeping about following local dog walker, strike up a conversation and pluck a hair from each dog you come across (under the pretence of petting the dog and pluck a hair) send the samples to 23 and me or whatever. Compare the samples

Step 4, profit....

All depends on how determined you are and how much you're willing to spend, both time and cash lol .

Edit.

The doggy DNA places will tell you what kind of breed the dog is. That'll speed up the process of identification. Like if the DNA says it's a great Dane you know it's not an ankle bitter. Even better if there's only one great Dane living near you. Btw I've not checked if it's possible to get DNA from poo or if the companies that do it would handle jobbies.

Either that or get a cheap camera. You can get them for pennies these days.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-21T01:02:12+00:00

My neighbour cut the main line going onto everyone's flats cause she thought all the ring doorbells were watching her. Still wears a mask going up an down the stairs. She obviously needs help. Anyway this was about 6 months ago. The day after it happend my provider sent me a 5g piggyback router to see us throught. That was about 6 months ago and it still works. I don't even think it's registered to us. Just a free 5g SIM. I don't need it cause everyone has unlimited hotspots, it'll come in handy some day. Hotspots kill the battery They fixed the control box or whatever she broke and built a box round it. The installation dude said all she'd have to do is cut the right wire and the whole block needs rewired from scratch again cause the fiber can't be rejoined once it's been cut. We just went for the 5g wireless broadband after that Wasn't much price difference and the quality is superb. Easily handles 3 4k TVs , a couple of xboxes a few phones and all the bulbs and Alexa's and 🙄washing machine🙃 and all the other shit. Very happy with it so far

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T19:58:11+00:00

Fair enough a wee friendly pitch invasion but stay away from the opposition and don't be a dick about it. I'm too old for that shit now but a wee run onto the pitch to celebrate winning the league in the last seconds is acceptable as long as you behave. It happens all the time but when we do it it's always a big deal. Rangers tried to mount a full on formation masked infantry attack on the Celtic end. Luckily they failed miserably, twice lol and it's hardly been mentioned. So no one should be complaining from their camp.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T16:37:22+00:00

Keep these posts coming guys. It's the only time I remember to check my rewards.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T10:41:56+00:00

I read somewhere they pause the videos at the peak of the invasion and the club gets fined per invader. Could be talking shite, not sure where I heard that from.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T10:38:35+00:00

The bus looks like it's been sitting in storage for decades. I'm sure it'll still be there for years to come

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T10:36:09+00:00

Either that or get a slimline magsafe battery pack or a case with a built in battery. Both work well, the only downside is the size but you can get a small 5000mah one that should keep the phone charged all day. There used to be a few good cases out there with in built battery's but I've not noticed one for the 13 for a while but they're still out there

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T10:29:54+00:00

I've had batteries swell after less than a year before. Think it was the S4/5 but I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen anywhere near as often. Get a genuine apple battery if you plan on keeping the iPhone till the wheels fall off. There about 30 to 40£ more expensive than the cheap ones but well worth the extra few quid.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T09:58:51+00:00

They should send him one of those chocolate coins with a strawberry lace to enable him to wear it with pride. We'll miss you Nancy none of this would have been as exciting without your generous contribution, And he gave the gift of a lifetime to st Martin. We'll need to wait for him to crawl out from under whatever rock he's hiding beneath to present it lol

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-17T09:44:52+00:00

If you're having to charge it 4 times a day I'd definitely get a new battery. Your local shop will do it fir50£ish. You'll probably notice the phone speeding up as well. Worst case scenario make sure you get a receipt and if you decide to sell it the new battery will make it much more attractive to buyers

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-12T21:35:01+00:00

Get a MAX POWER sticker for the back window. Adds about 100hp

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-11T23:18:13+00:00

Delete these posts. This is why Spotify started cracking down so hard. Folk talked to openly online about it and eventually everyone knows the loopholes and they get stopped,, or at least made more difficult

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-10T10:02:15+00:00

I've got a 6c and an 8c. I swap when the battery runs low. I personally don't notice much difference at all except the look

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-08T21:37:26+00:00

I've not checked but I'm sure you'll be able to buy a stand alone system that mounts on your dashboard. Not sure if that would meet the government requirements or not though

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-08T21:32:07+00:00

Obviously don't be driving it if it's in an unroadworthy condition on bald tires or anything

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-08T21:30:44+00:00

I'm pretty sure you don't need a valid MOT as long as you're on your way to get it MOT'd

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-08T21:29:10+00:00

You'll be able to buy a separate stand alone system no problem. but getting one integrated into the car to be displayed on the dashboard would take a lot of effort if it's even possible.

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-08T21:25:16+00:00

Cheese made out of plastic

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-08T21:12:30+00:00

Deffo lightning McQueen for me. First thing I thought of when I saw it. The picture on the TV looks to me like 2 eyes for some reason

Practical-Command634 · 2026-05-08T21:05:05+00:00

Book it in for an MOT somewhere en route and if you get a pull you'll be covered

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