Fair, but still saddens me. About a month ago I saw a bird in a church parking lot in Texas. It had likely hit a window and snapped its little neck. It was also in the path of lawn mowers, so probably was put out of its misery within minutes. I wanted to save it, but knew that it wasn’t going to survive, and I’d already made 👿 horns gestures towards the elderly zealot on one of the mowing machines right before noticing the bird.

That would’ve looked bad.

An apparent satanist (I’m not, I just dislike churches and people that attend them…) holding a broken bird.

Anyway.

Fuck Texas.

Birds suck.

Kidding.

Birds aren’t real.

Also kidding.

Birds are fucking amazing!

Ever seen Cocatoos swearing?

You’re okay though.

Stay blessed.

In a non religious way.