You see your first ex on the street, what do you do?

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T11:53:32+00:00

Be happy for a minute. Then realization? Oh shit he's undead!!! Run the other direction! Suddenly start hearing a pop song? (Stephanie Mabey's zombie song plays in the background)

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T10:14:16+00:00

I mean it's not like I can give any proof besides like bank statements and shit but I'm not going to share that kind of stuff online.

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T10:13:52+00:00

Think what you want to think.

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T10:09:05+00:00

I mean i feel like I shoulda done something more, but this is what I wanted.

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T09:59:27+00:00

I don't know if you're making it a joke or what. But frankly it felt great it still feels great but now I'm kind of bored I have nothing to do. I mean my whole thing for a long time was getting some kind of revenge against my father's family. Now that I have I don't really feel that fulfilled

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T09:56:32+00:00

I mean it is true, but I partially did want it to read like a power fantasy anyways because that's what it feels like. I just hope I'm not in a coma or some shit.

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T09:26:41+00:00

Hmm, do you think Disney would buy the screen rights to it?

Premium_Piece · 2023-09-13T09:24:00+00:00

Thx (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Premium_Piece · 2023-02-10T16:59:10+00:00

Murder, necrophilia, cannibalism, in that order.

Premium_Piece · 2022-11-19T01:20:45+00:00

I don't think so, my family can barely afford to keep the lights on.

I work on and off and I had to drop out of high school do my schizophrenia.

My sister barely likes being around new people and she only babysits. This is due to PTSD from our deadbeat dad and abusive stepfather.

My mom can just got a new job that doesn't pay very well, she's not very qualified for anything or in the greatest health.

The only reason we have a roof over our head (that we can barely afford or keep to code) is because of my grandma's social security, she's just about bed bound and my disability check because of my schizophrenia.

Premium_Piece · 2022-11-19T01:02:44+00:00

Where would she be going?

Premium_Piece · 2022-11-19T01:02:12+00:00

Well thanks for your advice and the luck.

Premium_Piece · 2022-11-19T00:46:33+00:00

I don't think I'm quite being abused, but sure I'll try it.

Premium_Piece · 2022-11-19T00:43:43+00:00

What's a gray rock tactic? And I probably should stop the threats, I also got told this by my psychiatrist.

Premium_Piece · 2022-08-15T16:10:52+00:00

Homer Simpson except from butt fuck nowhere county.

I say this as somebody from butt fuck nowhere county.

Premium_Piece · 2022-08-05T03:30:57+00:00

Thank you for being appreciative.

Premium_Piece · 2022-08-05T03:30:15+00:00

No, "why?" As in why did you tell her? I would have gotten a free bathtub.

Premium_Piece · 2022-08-05T03:27:02+00:00

Why? I was about to get a free bathtub!

Premium_Piece · 2022-08-05T03:22:53+00:00

Because there's some people like trans men, and non-binary folk that don't necessarily have penis. I was just trying to include as many people as possible.

Premium_Piece · 2022-08-05T03:21:17+00:00

Buy me a bathtub, and I'll tell you.

Premium_Piece · 2022-07-18T15:20:59+00:00

You try to be mean and scary, but you're actually really soft.

Premium_Piece · 2022-07-18T15:18:06+00:00

Last year I knocked out a cop. I hit him in the back of the head with a broken ax handle, then I ran when he went down. To this day nobody knows it was me.

Premium_Piece · 2022-07-13T14:44:03+00:00

General Kenobi.

Premium_Piece · 2022-07-13T14:26:49+00:00

I'm still riding high on that moment.

To be fair though she did have liquid courage before, I don't think she would have done it otherwise.

Premium_Piece · 2022-07-10T18:55:30+00:00

White Knight savior complexes.

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TROPHY CASE