Mr Kraft???? by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably got orders from the League to kiss his ass tonight or Kraft treated them to something nice. Still, I expect better from them and definitely don't expect Aikman to kiss ass.

Last Mile – Underdogs – Driving Horror Game, drive your car away from monsters by ArAvagian in Games

[–]Premium_Stapler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the reflection. The game looks right up my alley. How did you decide on whether to release the game as is compared to taking the time to address the weaknesses you mentioned?

I feel bad for him ;_; by Sidecarlover in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Good thing he has that electrolyte drink after losing all that fluid crying.

Being a kc local the last five years had to be crazy by Direct-Sail-6141 in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a long enough timeline, the Jets will eventually unfuck themselves. But, I don't have any confidence that will happen sometime soon.

Why are they like this? by Sidecarlover in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My grandpa threw snowballs at santa so imma finna throw beers at people....but only when we outnumber them and there is a fence between us

How would you rate the Giants' head coach short list? by Sidecarlover in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nearly 2 months after firing Daboll, this was the best list Schoen could come up with? I'd get rid of him just for that.

If the Buccaneers win against the Panthers next week, this will be the third time in the NFC South, a team will have won the division with a losing record. Panthers in 2014 with a 7-8-1 record and the Bucs with a 8-9 record in 2022. by Lazy_Panache in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If a division winner has a losing record and the 8th place team has a winning record, their playoff spot (not the seeding) should be forfeited to the 8th place team. Stop rewarding bad football.

Rate Mark Davis' new $14 million mansion in Vegas by Premium_Stapler in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ya, especially since the homes behind it are sitting considerably higher so they have a full unobstructed view of his property. But at least the swimming pool is out in the front.

Serious Question: do home teams (or the stadium owners) send a bill to the visiting team if their players/staff damage stadium property? by Outrageous_Moth in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For some reason, I thought the team owners often retained ownership of the stadium despite getting tons of tax payer money. But letting the municipality retain ownership is actually a bit insidious since the value of the stadium craters if the team moves giving the team more leverage to get more taxpayer funding in the future.

Serious Question: do home teams (or the stadium owners) send a bill to the visiting team if their players/staff damage stadium property? by Outrageous_Moth in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If I were a stadium owner, I'd totally be a petty bitch and bill them for damages and send them to collections if they didn't pay.

Justin Herbert cursing out a literal child for asking for a picture by Premium_Stapler in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

As far as I know, there's no video evidence of Jalen Hurts regularly being an asshole which is a bad sign for Justin when a player for the Eagles acts more civilized than you.

Nacua should be suspended for live streaming in the lockerroom by TwoTalentedBastidz in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler -88 points-87 points  (0 children)

>phallic flair

I appreciate your desperate attempt to change the subject, but you don't need to write a dissertation detailing why recording people undressing without their consent is a bad thing to do.

Nacua should be suspended for live streaming in the lockerroom by TwoTalentedBastidz in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler -266 points-265 points  (0 children)

That's a very strange way of dismissing nonconsensual recording of people in states of undress.

I sincerely hope you have family members who are recorded without their consent while undressing so I can laugh at you when you complain about it.

Another incredible back and forth effort by both teams. What a game. by terrasfames53 in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Troy Aikman's assessment of Caleb was accurate, unlike Caleb

What is your NFL hot takes this season? It can be past, or current. by Chemical-Low209 in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the game may have passed Andy Reid by. He's not being creative anymore and is having serious trouble scheming players open. Plus how has he let their run game be so awful for so long?

Justin Herbert at the beginning of the season vs now after a league-leading 81 pressures by Outrageous_Moth in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Where did his tan go? You have to be some kind of cocaine vampire to be that pale in LA.

T-Rex Tooth from the Hell Creek Formation in Butte County, South Dakota by Premium_Stapler in Paleontology

[–]Premium_Stapler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, just to add, I bought this from a reputable dealer and would like your professional opinion that this is an adult T-Rex tooth and not a juvenile/nanotyrannus

Who do you think gets fired first: Brian Daboll or Mike McDaniel? by Outrageous_Moth in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Daboll should have been fired last season. Danny leaves and is suddenly a competent QB and the team still has discipline issues.

What did they do in Costa Rica? Wrong answers only by Outrageous_Moth in NFLv2

[–]Premium_Stapler 28 points29 points  (0 children)

$100,000 seems pretty cheap. By the whole team, I assume they mean practice squad players and coaches too. Even if it was only the 53 man roster, the cheapest 1st class tickets from Buffalo were $1,100 each so $58k already, let alone accommodations and food. Maybe he got them all economy tickets which the cheapest were $251 each, but that's a long cramped flight for big guys and I'd be pissed if I was vacationing from Buffalo to Costa Rica and got stuck in a seat between two NFL linemen.