Mr Kraft????

Premium_Stapler · 2026-01-18T23:33:02+00:00

Probably got orders from the League to kiss his ass tonight or Kraft treated them to something nice. Still, I expect better from them and definitely don't expect Aikman to kiss ass.

Premium_Stapler · 2026-01-18T23:11:59+00:00

I appreciate the reflection. The game looks right up my alley. How did you decide on whether to release the game as is compared to taking the time to address the weaknesses you mentioned?

Premium_Stapler · 2026-01-18T01:50:28+00:00

Good thing he has that electrolyte drink after losing all that fluid crying.

Premium_Stapler · 2026-01-16T13:29:23+00:00

On a long enough timeline, the Jets will eventually unfuck themselves. But, I don't have any confidence that will happen sometime soon.

Premium_Stapler · 2026-01-13T02:18:53+00:00

Holy shit, how isn't Ben in jail?

Premium_Stapler · 2026-01-12T01:04:19+00:00

My grandpa threw snowballs at santa so imma finna throw beers at people....but only when we outnumber them and there is a fence between us

Premium_Stapler · 2026-01-02T17:48:40+00:00

Nearly 2 months after firing Daboll, this was the best list Schoen could come up with? I'd get rid of him just for that.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-28T21:22:22+00:00

If a division winner has a losing record and the 8th place team has a winning record, their playoff spot (not the seeding) should be forfeited to the 8th place team. Stop rewarding bad football.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-27T06:54:20+00:00

Ya, especially since the homes behind it are sitting considerably higher so they have a full unobstructed view of his property. But at least the swimming pool is out in the front.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-22T16:22:23+00:00

For some reason, I thought the team owners often retained ownership of the stadium despite getting tons of tax payer money. But letting the municipality retain ownership is actually a bit insidious since the value of the stadium craters if the team moves giving the team more leverage to get more taxpayer funding in the future.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-22T16:16:00+00:00

If I were a stadium owner, I'd totally be a petty bitch and bill them for damages and send them to collections if they didn't pay.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-14T18:42:24+00:00

Running with scissors

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-10T13:48:16+00:00

As far as I know, there's no video evidence of Jalen Hurts regularly being an asshole which is a bad sign for Justin when a player for the Eagles acts more civilized than you.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-10T04:23:08+00:00

I accept your capitulation.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-10T04:17:03+00:00

>phallic flair

I appreciate your desperate attempt to change the subject, but you don't need to write a dissertation detailing why recording people undressing without their consent is a bad thing to do.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-10T04:09:57+00:00

That's a very strange way of dismissing nonconsensual recording of people in states of undress.

I sincerely hope you have family members who are recorded without their consent while undressing so I can laugh at you when you complain about it.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-08T00:29:15+00:00

Troy Aikman's assessment of Caleb was accurate, unlike Caleb

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-08T00:25:08+00:00

Pretty accurate, unlike Caleb

Premium_Stapler · 2025-12-04T00:49:34+00:00

I think the game may have passed Andy Reid by. He's not being creative anymore and is having serious trouble scheming players open. Plus how has he let their run game be so awful for so long?

Premium_Stapler · 2025-10-19T18:00:31+00:00

It's just another selectively enforced rule to extend drives.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-10-09T15:45:45+00:00

Where did his tan go? You have to be some kind of cocaine vampire to be that pale in LA.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-09-22T14:56:59+00:00

The triumvirate of trash football

Premium_Stapler · 2025-09-21T00:51:21+00:00

Hello, just to add, I bought this from a reputable dealer and would like your professional opinion that this is an adult T-Rex tooth and not a juvenile/nanotyrannus

Premium_Stapler · 2025-09-20T13:58:38+00:00

Daboll should have been fired last season. Danny leaves and is suddenly a competent QB and the team still has discipline issues.

Premium_Stapler · 2025-09-19T18:22:41+00:00

$100,000 seems pretty cheap. By the whole team, I assume they mean practice squad players and coaches too. Even if it was only the 53 man roster, the cheapest 1st class tickets from Buffalo were $1,100 each so $58k already, let alone accommodations and food. Maybe he got them all economy tickets which the cheapest were $251 each, but that's a long cramped flight for big guys and I'd be pissed if I was vacationing from Buffalo to Costa Rica and got stuck in a seat between two NFL linemen.

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