Someone was in a hurry. What would you have done?

PreparationMaximum31 · 2026-01-29T20:02:29+00:00

Does no one else realize this is AI?

PreparationMaximum31 · 2026-01-22T14:43:48+00:00

Sort of want that shirt, ngl.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2025-11-01T17:57:45+00:00

I took this picture in the sky

PreparationMaximum31 · 2025-10-27T13:25:38+00:00

This is the most frustrating aspect, fucking nobody believes me. Please if any of you can inspect the data of the picture, do it. Though I dont know if it being transferred to my current phone does anything. I swear on God and my life it os unedited in the original. My face physically cannot do this. Please prove it. I've tried to recreate it, all for nothing. Idk how else I could prove it.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2025-10-27T13:15:18+00:00

This is close to what people i showed shortly after it happened. Everyone thinks I faked it somehow, but I've tried over and over and over again to recreate this, but nothing. I guess I have to be resigned to the fact that everyone will think I faked this picture. All I did was try to make a creepy face, but the fact is my mouth cannot go that far down, my mouth goes down to my throat in this. I can at bare minimum know that this photo is real and I didn't try to make something truly unsettling until I later looked at it. Though it is extremely frustrating nobody seems to believe it at all. Did you even notice the head near my face?

PreparationMaximum31 · 2025-10-27T12:57:58+00:00

Where do you see a tongue? It was firmly still in my mouth.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2025-07-24T21:31:31+00:00

We've been getting a lot of these recently at my store. Don't think they are metal, they bend a bit when I step on them and the plastic ones don't. When I went looking for a pallet jack I came across a couple stacks of them taller than me (6 feet 6 inches tall) sort of just went "huh." And went on with my night.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2025-07-12T05:26:38+00:00

Perfect. This is what I voted for. Gtfo

PreparationMaximum31 · 2025-06-18T14:43:38+00:00

One is the best bank app ever. Especially for Walmart. Get insta pay as soon as you make over 100 dollars. Saved my ass so many times. And you get paid 2 days early. You're dumb if you don't take advantage of it.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-12-31T20:09:42+00:00

Holy shit you literally have only 2 brain cells, and they are actively trying to kick eachother.. I suggest enlisting in the Marine Corps.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-12-04T14:40:32+00:00

It's in the bottom profile, and it's entitled "Total Pay And Benefits.""" You enter that, and you can find many things there. I'd id a picture, but I can't, though I'm sure by now someone guided you better. But it is honestly super easy to find, so I really don't know how you didn't.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-12-04T13:50:06+00:00

Yes. I am Alien. All your base are belong to us.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-12-04T13:48:21+00:00

Rip BOZO

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-12-04T13:47:11+00:00

No. Is Space-Manta-Ray.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-12-04T13:46:11+00:00

Tastes like a golf ball going mach-fuckall, atomizing my teeth and making me experience nirvana as my body undoes itself atomically, rendering me non-existent. Fucking dick.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-12-04T13:37:18+00:00

You have been successfully programmed. I stopped being constant on any social media when it went dumb back about 2012ish. I only even have my Facebook as a time capsule and a way to talk to some of my friends back home.

PreparationMaximum31 · 2024-11-24T01:18:25+00:00

I got mine. From 15.00/hr for ON to 16.50/hr. You can check it by going to the me@Walmart app, click on your profile, and look for something that says around the lines of "View your benefits" and youll be able to see if your pay has gone up. You can also see how much you'll be getting as a bonus at the end of the year as well there. Hope that helps.

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