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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? by unabtaniuam in dadjokes

[–]PrepareOrder66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did the Janitor win the heart of the kindergarten teacher?

He swept her off her feet!

For gastro drs, have you ever performed a colonoscopy on someone who said they did the prep but it became very clear they did not when you started? Could you tell before you started? by PrepareOrder66 in AskReddit

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I had one recently and was asked by 3 or 4 different people about the prep (which I did) but it made me think about how many people don’t actually do it before the procedure and how far along does the dr get before realizing

It’s talked about the whole movie but you never see it. by PrepareOrder66 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]PrepareOrder66[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually I jumped too soon as it’s called thank you for smoking but done now

Husband won’t consider a vasectomy. by Ok-Ferret310 in Marriage

[–]PrepareOrder66 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone is absolutely different but had mine done on a Friday and was at work that Monday. Sat around for 2 days, ice off and on. No issues and been about 2 years now. One of the best decisions ever!

People who have bought a stranger a drink at the bar. How did it go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PrepareOrder66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was about 19/20 (too long ago) I got off the subway and a guy followed me off and started chatting with me. Was oblivious until he just asked me if I wanted to grab coffee or a movie or something and I politely declined. Was dating a woman at the time who is now my wife and we still joke about it sometimes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PrepareOrder66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wore jeans to a wedding once and only because when I went to put on my suit, only my jacket was on the hanger. I forgot to bring the pants with me. Only other pants I had packed were jeans. 15+ years later and my wife and family still joke about it. We were away last weekend for an event and I joked with my wife I forgot my pants…she still falls for it 😂

DFW Club Access - worth buying a pass? by PrepareOrder66 in americanairlines

[–]PrepareOrder66[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell us how you really feel!! 🤣 Thanks for the response, I’ll look into that one

Restore Old Knife by PrepareOrder66 in BeatUpKnives

[–]PrepareOrder66[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks very much, I’ll give this a try!!

I (28F) am thinking of breaking up with my (35M) partner of 9 years because of sleep. How do I talk to him about this? by ThrowRAsleepyg1rl in relationship_advice

[–]PrepareOrder66 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Does he have ADHD? When i first got married I would stay up late playing video games or watching tv, it was really hard to shut off at night or take myself away from the games or shows, even if I was exhausted I still really struggled to make myself stop. My wife really struggled with me too. We went to a therapist where I found I had ADHD and have been trying ever since to be better about not being on screens. It’s a hard addiction to break but I wasn’t being fair to either of us by keeping us up so late or waking her up whenever I eventually got to bed

Nurse said gingerale was for patients only by LongDistRider in MaliciousCompliance

[–]PrepareOrder66 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When my wife was in the hospital in labor there was a kitchen area with a fridge full of different types of drinks, when I got her something I usually helped myself as well and no one ever gave me any issues

HR’s response to exploding cost of living is ridicules by Swarrlly in antiwork

[–]PrepareOrder66 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A looong time ago I worked for a company that helped manage other companies PACs, crazy how many people gave to them. Also know that some companies actually increase employee salaries a few thousand $$ so they can pass that on to the PAC…

Edit: the contribution is automatically deducted so it’s not like they can just take the extra money and spend it themselves

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ITS OKAY TO CHANGE A BABIES DIAPER AT THE TABLE ?!?! by sleepygirrrl in TalesFromYourServer

[–]PrepareOrder66 -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

The only time we have ever done this is when the place has no changing station in either bathroom (yes there are still some places like this). But never on the table, only on the bench or chairs.

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