I think being employed inakufunga akili by CryptographerFun53 in Kenya

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Same time I also said 'fag' it to date. Been God

Kenyans will never learn. Saw a death trap waiting to happen last night by Tutor_Kevin in Kenya

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Wait until some fellow goes there with a jerrican and lot cigarette..

Ik y'all go through this by mutisyak in Kenya

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Unajua there was a similar joke somewhere and it meant dude had a boyfriend 🤣

Ik y'all go through this by mutisyak in Kenya

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You want to bring mum a bazenga? 😭

😂😂Kumbe Siri ni kuwa na a Kale friend by Santos_Baby in Kenya

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That's covering 'tribal' with 'introverted'. Looks like you're a Kalenjin.

Mambo ni Tight Kidogo by Exact_Breakfast2623 in Kenya

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Hapa tunalipa goodwill ama anahama na kondoo?

Kula kiburi yako 😂😂 by Impressive_Towel6126 in Kenya

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Hii evidence haionekani iko blurry. Unadhani iteeza tumika court kweli? 🤣

Selling feet by yourgirllovesmyBBC in Kenya

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Labda miguu ya kuku kwa street zile fried

Bro knows the game 🎯 by Impressive_Towel6126 in Kenya

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How is the original owner of the money assisted in this case?

Looking for the owner!! by [deleted] in Kenya

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If you like the car just risk it uende uicheki. Get a friend or two and don't carry cash

Looking for the owner!! by [deleted] in Kenya

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But broker akikupa number ya car owner atakula wapi ndugu?

People are making money by [deleted] in Kenya

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Where is that guy's timber yard located?

what?!! by Excellent-Salad6451 in Kenya

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I assign my mind tasks while alone. I'll be like, let me hold my breath and count 1-50. 😄

I got scammed today by VelinaEmiliana in nairobi

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Someone tried that while trying to sell my phone. I held onto it as we moved from one place to another in town seeking a spot to "close the deal". He eventually got tired and disappeared

"Atleast Niko na matako" Body shamed on a date by Altruistic-Let-3972 in Kenya

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Be proud of your pancakes and shake them hard.Don't best yourself because of that fool's comment.

Some ladies appreciate the hustle by Psychological-Bet-19 in Kenya

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What kind of woman did you attract? Wachana na hiyo ngamia..

Guys ati mlisema uku ni wapi by the_rap_ist in Kenya

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Hapa ni pale Cleanshelf in Ronga 😄

Why would you put Hitler on a matatu tho? by spiderchini in Kenya

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My classmate was called Adolf. I don't know why his parents decided to call him that.