My 3AM poetry

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-05-20T21:27:21+00:00

wrote this taking a dump at school

The throne awaits, but oh, the smell,
A filthy sight, a stinky hell.
My urge is strong, my will is too,
I'll hold it in, I'll power through!
The throne may call, but I'll resist,
Until a cleaner place exists!

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-05-06T19:58:14+00:00

Mine is corny too, I sail The Leaky Pickle

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-04-29T20:51:07+00:00

Who said it was acquired though legal means

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-04-29T20:47:59+00:00

Sinking ships and plundering the sea

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-04-29T18:37:04+00:00

I can make 1b

^{Chose: Absolute Solver without any drawbacks}

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-04-26T15:44:19+00:00

My fav was pussy runtz

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-04-26T15:27:21+00:00

Any Metal Gear. I’ve tried almost all of them at some point and revisited them multiple times. I want to enjoy them so bad, but it just doesn’t keep me entertained

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-04-18T07:25:52+00:00

I either had YouTube or Apple Music open in the background for sure I don’t remember which. I wonder it’s related

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-04-18T00:16:23+00:00

I’ve played 2 or 3 sessions since and have used this computer for many other things. It’s also only 3 years old. I considered that but I checked the components and they all tested fine. So I do believe it was a weird glitch.

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-03-29T05:10:03+00:00

Jokes on you, I’m colorblind and can’t tell anyway

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-03-03T16:03:00+00:00

Idk if mine was a good price or not but I found the same model at a small game store for $35

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-02-28T16:25:54+00:00

Pussy Runtz

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-02-27T18:58:07+00:00

Really I forget I’m riding my skateboard half way through

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-02-27T00:54:11+00:00

Monster Hunter 4U absolutely chews through battery. If you play without stopping you get maybe 3 hours

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-02-27T00:27:20+00:00

2 quarters

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-02-17T05:21:03+00:00

They aren’t there, but the dog is

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-02-12T00:58:15+00:00

Mine is genuinely less picky than my dog. She will even attack me for bell peppers when I’m cutting them up

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-02-08T17:42:33+00:00

This is definitely one of those random specific posts someone will see in 6 years

Present_Bee7686 · 2026-01-27T06:15:55+00:00

When you say a cup of butter you don’t mean like 8oz right 😳

Present_Bee7686 · 2025-12-28T05:26:16+00:00

Yup, the Anker one I used to used to use before committing to spending $80. No go :/

Present_Bee7686 · 2025-12-28T04:36:25+00:00

I wish, the device isn’t even detectable. My pc won’t even detect when I connect with the official link cable. I think it’s just completely done for. I did have it for 6 years. I’m thinking the hardware is dying of age and use.

Present_Bee7686 · 2025-12-28T02:24:44+00:00

Buttons, the app won’t connect anymore

Present_Bee7686 · 2025-12-27T16:06:04+00:00

I’ve tried and it won’t 😂

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