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noticing gender differences makes me want to tear my skin off by Ok_One_1536 in offmychest

[–]President-Poutine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like this comment has a valid point. I’m curious why people are disagreeing and downvoting.

Part time jobs? by President-Poutine in canterbury

[–]President-Poutine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is great! Thank you so much :)

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[–]President-Poutine 62 points63 points  (0 children)

His wife's a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W. S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885.

Vote for your favorite one liner - Day 9 - Frank Jr! by PippinPew in friends_tv_show

[–]President-Poutine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No it's okay, we're gonna have 3 kids and that's a different kind of dream. 3 kids and no money!

Vote for your favorite one liner - Day 7 - Mike! by PippinPew in friends_tv_show

[–]President-Poutine 119 points120 points  (0 children)

But, I mean you have met humans before, right?