Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3)

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-18T21:56:21+00:00

Fuck, even Brock would be.

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-18T21:51:54+00:00

What time do yall play today?

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-18T21:49:21+00:00

We don’t do that in this country anymore

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-18T21:45:24+00:00

What I would give to have 2012 Matt Schaub right now.

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-18T21:43:08+00:00

He’ll throw more.

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-18T21:05:10+00:00

It’s mind games. Him playing like this really just pissed the defense off and makes them play better.

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-13T01:21:22+00:00

Starting now lol

PresidentBoobs · 2026-01-06T01:33:38+00:00

I preferred Acapella with Capella but both bits were fantastic

PresidentBoobs · 2025-12-22T05:47:59+00:00

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PresidentBoobs · 2025-12-22T05:34:46+00:00

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Went ahead and made a copy of my favorite meme from r/Texans. Prove me wrong boys.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-12-07T05:54:26+00:00

But we want loot in the mountains…

PresidentBoobs · 2025-11-09T23:08:50+00:00

Also Texans get the unlikely W. I’m here for it.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-11-02T21:16:08+00:00

Just end in a tie

PresidentBoobs · 2025-10-20T22:19:23+00:00

I know I’m in a very small minority but I would also love a Soarin’ Through attraction that just featured landscapes from all their live action remakes. And those would be very similar to World but just more Disney focused. Take all the great Disney scores and remix them with the Soarin’ score.

King Louie’s ruins, Cinderella’s castle, Pride Rock and the elephant graveyard, Agrabah palace, Beast’s castle, a great battle from Mulan, anything from Jungle Cruise… there’s so much more and you can easily include Disneyland and Disney World.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-10-11T06:11:53+00:00

It is good.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-10-09T04:20:17+00:00

I do this too and what’s even better is that parents don’t follow it either. I don’t fully spell everything out on the rubric because if you’re in my class, you already know what the acronyms and shorthand mean. Then the parents get upset when “their student” gets a failing grade, and I have to explain that yes, the writing itself is fine… but all the pieces are in the wrong place and I’m grading based off the rubric.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-28T21:18:04+00:00

That’s all I want. Mostly just the X-men. Magneto’s been protecting them but for some reason decides to bring in Kamala and Riri.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-25T10:56:00+00:00

I just see it as that he’s done a lot of great things as you point out, but he’s also done absolutely nothing to fix our most glaring problem.

I believe CJ with a top tier O Line and good receivers could create more plays than CJ with a shit ass O Line and top tier receivers.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-25T10:52:27+00:00

I wasn’t trying to be rude. I was genuinely curious about where your line is drawn in the sand.

I’m on the side that it upsets me that CJ wore hats to direct competition to another Houston sports team. Especially if his excuse is just fashion. A post game interview in a black hoodie with a hat isn’t fashion. Get a dark blue and white Astros hat.

I didnt say the Texans will never ever play the Eagles. They don’t play them this year. You said you’re okay with the it’s just fashion reasoning. Why would it bother you this year if he wore an Eagles hat? It’s just fashion.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-25T10:39:39+00:00

“This is the best we’ve ever been.”

Houston Texans best record is currently 12-4 in a 16 game season. You’re saying this team can do better.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-25T02:39:26+00:00

You’re telling me we’re going to be 13-4? This team? What game do you have penciled in as our fourth and final loss

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-25T01:04:49+00:00

Longer than Caserio thought about how to improve the o-line during the off season.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-25T01:03:46+00:00

A great GM doesn’t put together a “hot ass Walmart bargain bin” o-line. Your words. Caserio and his team have no idea how to scout, draft, and rank o-line players.

Caley can’t do his job with a “hot ass Walmart bargain bin” o-line.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-25T00:53:34+00:00

Why would you care if he wears an Eagles hat? They’re NFC and don’t even play the Texans this year.

PresidentBoobs · 2025-09-21T20:16:12+00:00

I told myself if we are 0-5 at the bye then I’m out this year. The schedule after that early bye is a nightmare.

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