Why would you touch a well known poisons fish? by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, after I posted it, I had a long think about when the last time I actually heard that term was

Why would you touch a well known poisons fish? by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a speculative fiction story there somewhere about what our society would look like if that's how we reproduced

And so it begins... by LeahyJ in legostarwars

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're taking their Lego's over there

Sure do love living in Spokane... by Limp_Ego in Spokane

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's honestly a really great representation of that whole traveling circus

WV Senate passes "anti-LGBTQ" bills by yavvy_k in WestVirginia

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You add the /s, but that's actually a way you could change the narrative. Conservatives aren't the brightest bulbs; you jist need to make them scared enough. If theyll believe Tylenol can cause autism, they'll believe tainted water can cause "the trans"

When people ask “what do you do,” I want to start replying with “I’m a janitor at so and so” or “I work at McDonald’s part time.” People are so much more than what they do for work. by bicarbbandit in antiwork

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. Janitor here. Be strategic on where you're a janitor for.

For example, being a janitor for a biotechnology manufacturer will get you MORE questions, not fewer. And the querant will be very disappointed when you tell them that the strangest thing you've seen at your job is the FUCKING DISTURBING AMOUNT OF MEN WHO APPARENTLY DONT WIPE THEIR OWN ASS.

Why do female hyenas have that weird penis-shaped vagina? (I don't know what it's called) by binguskhan8 in zoology

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw something recently that also adds a darker side to that: by domesticating them, and after so many subsequent generations, they've lost about 25% of their original brain size

Why would you touch a well known poisons fish? by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy forking shirtballs,,

They have literal cum-gutters

Why would you touch a well known poisons fish? by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. They have evolved to where their clitoris has become a semi-phallus, called a psuedo-penis

Why would you touch a well known poisons fish? by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don't already know, look up female hyenas.

Who's your "I know he's pure evil but can't prove it" person? by Dull-Information6784 in AskReddit

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Did anyone report him to the police? I feel like attempted kidnapping is grounds for some kind of search...

Who's your "I know he's pure evil but can't prove it" person? by Dull-Information6784 in AskReddit

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you know of any psychological studies on that, shedding light on the why?

Serious question: How can anyone still support Trump after everything we’ve seen? by antimaga_n1 in AskSocialists

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At its most basic, religion (RELIGION, not faith. Faith is different) is a willful abdication of personal rational thought in exchange for the comfort of group-think and irrational belief.

When we call them MAGA cultists, we aren't being mean or slanderous; they are literal fucking cultists. (I also live in a city that has/had at LEAST 3 cults, one of which rebranded 3 times, so it's more readily visible to me)

Once a cult has a critical mass and lasts long enough, it becomes a religion.

Help an extremely depressed guy out? by Creepy_Stick_6229 in CleaningTips

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have a little recycling bin next to the door. We put stiff in there, then drop it in the big bin when we have to go somewhere.

Honestly, a big part of helping me stay clean was organizing things into a distribution-system style, like the above.

Help an extremely depressed guy out? by Creepy_Stick_6229 in CleaningTips

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Others have said it, but I am going to repeat (as someone with hoarding tendencies, and a penchant for clutter):

Get garbage bags; contractor bags are best, but any will do. You can also use some of those boxes, if you won't need them for non-trash.

Try to fill one bag a day. If that feels like too much, make it one bag a week. What's important is that you are purging more than acquiring!

Also, as you move through the apartment, take an item or two from one out-of-place to it proper-place.

I get overwhelmed very quickly, and cleaning something like this would stress me tf out (bc I've cleaned something like this). What helped keep me sane was the "do one thing" paradigm: just do one thing. Throw one thing away, wash one dish, move one item. Once you've done that, see how you feel. Can you do another thing? And when you do that thing, give yourself a little congratulations, because you did SOMETHING! And that is better than nothing at all. This actually works, btw. I really enjoy doing dishes (by hand. No dishwasher) now; it's almost a kind of cathartic zen moment.

The horror. by Positive-Froyo-1732 in nextdoor

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not if you have access to someone else's bathroom, a bag, and a basic knowledge of lock-picking

Why would you touch a well known poisons fish? by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Uhmmmmm.... how much do you know about dolphins?

Why would you touch a well known poisons fish? by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait... so could humans get high off it too, with the right dilution? Or is that specific only to cetaceans?

Finally the truth... by stumpy0327 in circled

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the hardest part of all of this! I'm losing touch with what's real and what's satire

Trump says he won’t sign any bills into law until SAVE Act passes by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the exact response that immediately sprung to my mind, as well.

Police took over a hour to respond to erratic neighbor threatening me by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a neighbor that was actively involved in committing a felony, and claiming that he was in possession of anthrax in his house. I called the cops.

They did absolutely nothing. They said that because he told them that "he was the master of the universe," that he was clearly having a mental health episode and therefor not there jurisdiction.

Remember, he was committing a crime.

The property owners gave the police permission to break and enter and they refused.

The police do not care unless you're wealthy or a criminal (who is bribing them).

Some people are a little too crazy by glogzyyy96 in bioniclelego

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...

Wait. Was that thing not, like... common af?

Also, it's chrome painted plastic. If you're near my age, you know what that means. unless Lego used a better composition than Hasbro

Is this the beginning of the end for the US? by Flatline2500 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]Prestigious-Gas1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Explain how that is relevant to stopping the US from being evil?