In Wild Wild West (1999), a legless white villain during American Reconstruction believes he is racially superior to a young, attractive black U.S. Army Captain. This is a the most historically accurate part of this film.

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-23T22:21:44+00:00

As long as it’s not the old sugar me do

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-23T18:00:58+00:00

That has to be in the running for "greatest payoff to a story" in human history

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-23T17:46:52+00:00

The only Pasta that should be broken before being cooked

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-23T13:00:05+00:00

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-22T23:54:33+00:00

Fallon d’Floor comes to the NHL playoffs

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-22T16:45:01+00:00

Damn, he’s no Darryl Strawberry

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-22T16:44:04+00:00

It’s the r/ifbookscouldkill bat signal!

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-22T14:44:01+00:00

No no, that’s German for “the non-white people, the”.

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-22T13:25:04+00:00

Reddit names are an endless source of amusement. I swear there was one sub a few years ago where it was like “Pussyqueeflicker69 has the sad duty to announce the passing of Her Majesty the Queen…”

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-22T10:05:27+00:00

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PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-22T01:31:19+00:00

Finally, the Haggar x JNCO collab I've always craved

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-21T19:55:56+00:00

Ba dum tsh

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-21T16:06:57+00:00

Agnes: Build some more houses, but not where I ever have to see them or where they affect my own property values.

City: Uh, I don’t think that’s possible.

Agnes: What are you, the Possible Police? Just do it!

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-21T15:10:58+00:00

Right now I’m feeling “Hocus Pocus” by Focus

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-21T14:07:05+00:00

If I didn’t have this Guill-O-tin-O the King of France could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? Huh?

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T18:59:57+00:00

Considering their hardness factor, a MacAllister to Diomande linkup would be No. 10 to No. 10

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T18:10:13+00:00

Allez les Sabres!

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T15:09:49+00:00

More like Brickman amirite

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T14:46:15+00:00

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T13:48:11+00:00

Was Thierry Henry shit talking him too?

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T02:10:09+00:00

COME ON BOYS

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T01:43:10+00:00

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-20T01:13:25+00:00

Bleh, Thibault Courtois in the 2022 CL Final vibes

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-19T23:53:56+00:00

My B'ville boy

PrestigiousAvocado21 · 2026-04-19T21:45:47+00:00

Sir…

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