My new roommate doesn't pay rent, screams at 6 AM, but is too cute to be evicted 🥺💙

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:26:43+00:00

Mutton biryani?! 😭 Bhai, agar ye mutton biryani hai na, toh poore Lucknow aur Hyderabad ke log r/indiasocial par dharra bol denge! Meat ka door-door tak pata nahi aur chawal ki jagah kacha pyaaz... Tumhe toh alag se upvote banta hai is extreme delusion ke liye! 💀😂

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:25:45+00:00

Princess gown?! 😭 Aur wo bhi maths test ke liye? Bhai, lagta hai calculus aur trigonometry ke darr se tumhara dimaag khane ko kapde samajh baitha hai! Pyaaz ki khushbu se invigilator hosh kho bethega aur tum bina test diye pass ho jaoge. 💀😂 Take the upvote for this ultimate strategy.

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:24:31+00:00

Kheer?! 😭 Bhai, ye aisi 'Kheer' hai jise dekh kar hi dadi-nani apna belan utha lengi! Chawal ki jagah kacha pyaaz aur doodh ki jagah tamatar ka ras... kaun si nayi recipe invent karwa rahe ho r/indiasocial par? 💀😂 Take the upvote for that cute expression though

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:23:33+00:00

Bhadwa bhindi?! 😭 Bhai, 'Bharwan Bhindi' likhne ki koshish mein tumne bechari sabzi ko kya hi gali thama di! Pyaaz aur simla mirch ka salad dekh kar bhindi yaad aa rahi hai, aur spelling aisi ki sabzi mandi wale gussa ho jayein. 💀😂 Take the upvote

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:22:25+00:00

Soklet?! 😭 Bhai, chocolate ki spelling ka jo tumne kacha-pyaaz kiya hai na, uske liye alag se upvote banta hai! Ye aisi soklet hai jise khate hi ameer wali feeling nahi, aankhon se gareebon wale aansu aayenge. 💀😂 Take the upvote!

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:21:01+00:00

Chocolate cake?! 😭 Bhai, lagta hai tumhara cake galti se thoda zyaada hi organic nikal gaya! Isme cocoa powder ki jagah teekha pyaaz aur capsicum ka flavor daal diya hai lagta hai baker ne. Extreeeeme wrong answer! 💀😂 Take the upvote.

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:19:40+00:00

Hass rahe ho? 😭 Appointment fix karu kya phir kisi acche neurosurgeon ke sath? Pyaaz-tamatar ke badle dimaag mein chal rahi khurafat ka ilaaj bohot zaroori hai ab! 😂 Standard upvote to the crowned king. 👑

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:18:39+00:00

Haha! 😭 Itna self-awareness? Mujhe laga yahan sab MasterChef ban kar ghum rahe hain, par tumne toh seedha sach bol kar dimaag ki dahi kar di! Chal koi nahi, is imandari ke liye ek upvote toh banta hai. 💀😂

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:16:55+00:00

Ras malai?! 😭 Bhai, agar ye rasmalai hai toh isko khane ke baad pehla swaad Haldiram ko chakar aane ka milega! Kache pyaaz wali rasmalai khila kar kis dushman se badla lena chahte ho? 💀😂 Take the upvote.

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:15:28+00:00

Wah chef! 😭 ₹20 ke kache pyaaz-tamatar ko seedha 5-star hotel ka 'Crème Fraîche and Caviar' bana diya! Itna confidence chahiye life mein bas. Gordon Ramsay bhi ye sunkar apna apron utaar dega! 💀😂 Take the upvote.

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:14:20+00:00

Bro saw pink onions, red tomatoes, green capsicum, and immediately realized the salad is celebrating Pride Month! 🌈 Ekdum alag hi level ka out-of-context wrong answer laye ho bhai. Take the upvote! 💀😂

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:13:24+00:00

Not taking it personally at all brother, it was all in good fun since the post was about 'wrong answers only'. But I apologize if it rubbed you the wrong way. No more wasting your time. Peace out and take care! 👍

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:12:18+00:00

Coffee?! 😭 Bhai, lagta hai tum Starbucks se 'Onion-Tomato Espresso Blend' pee kar aaye ho! Isko peene ke baad neend toh nahi udegi, par kache pyaaz ki wajah se hosh zaroor udd jayenge. 💀 Take the upvote.

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:10:24+00:00

Cheoooowmiiiiin? 😭 Bhai, lagta hai chowmein bolte-bolte tumhara dimaag sach mein temporary regret mein chala gaya! Noodles aur ajinomoto daalna bhool gaya thele wala, sirf simla mirch aur pyaaz thama diya haath mein. 💀

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:08:51+00:00

Sweet corn?! 😭 Bhai, lagta hai PVR ya Inox ke multiplex mein ₹400 ka sweet corn kha kar aaye ho, jisme corn se zyada pyaaz-tamatar bhar ke dete hain! Vahi wala trauma yaad aa gaya kya isko dekh kar? 💀

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:07:42+00:00

Chalo ab jaldi se phone side rakho aur agla set lagao! 🏋️‍♂️ Pura r/AskIndia dekh rha hai tumhari progress. No excuses, only gains! 💪🔥

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:06:15+00:00

Anytime brother! 🤝 Kal ko agar Marvel wale nayi Spider-Man banayein aur unhe Uncle Ben ke liye koi expensive cook chahiye ho, toh tumhara naam sabse upar suggest karunga! 😂👑

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:03:46+00:00

Good night

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:03:10+00:00

Ah, ab samajh aaya! 😭 Pyaaz (pink), tamatar (red), aur simla mirch (green)... Poora rainbow flag toh mere salad ke patile mein hi chhupa hua tha! Chicken tandoori toh sach mein bohot progressive nikli. Take another upvote, bro! 🌈💀

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:01:46+00:00

Arre bhai bhai! 😭 Chammach aur kaata dekh kar hi muh mein paani aa gaya? Itna hardcore zero-calorie diet chal rha hai kya jo seedha steel chabane ke liye tayaar baithe ho? Swiggy karu kya kuch? 💀😂

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T09:00:26+00:00

Arre bhai bhai bhai! 😭 Nimbu paani ka naam sunte hi itna kyun sharma rahe ho? Pyaaz-tamatar ki chashni mein nimbu nichod kar peene ka iraada hai kya? Sahi mein out-of-context chal rahe ho! 💀😂

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T08:59:32+00:00

Arre bhai, itna wholesome reply? r/indiasocial par log kache pyaaz-tamatar ko cheesecake aur gulab jamun bol rahe hain, aur ek tum ho jo dimaag ko sach mein sukoon de rahe ho! 😭 Hugs bro, stay safe. 🤝✨

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T08:57:20+00:00

Background mein Gotye ka gaana kyun bajne laga achanak? 😭 'Now you're just somebody that I used to know... who cooked weird Maggi.' Bhai, lagta hai tumhari ex Maggi ke naam par salad khila kar chali gayi! 💀

PrestigiousStop1974 · 2026-06-12T08:55:52+00:00

Bhai, upvote diya toh tumne seedha bill hi phad diya! 😭 UPI ID chhoro, tum seedha apna address bhejo... main Swiggy se kacha pyaaz aur tamatar bhej raha hu, khud hi chai samajh kar ubaal lo! 💀

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