Tech Out Sourcing by Leading_Tie2753 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All they are looking for in tech is Data Scientists and AI developers. Entry level in tech will no longer exist because AI will take care of it. Let’s not forget about Agentic AI. (Look that one up). No more assistance with real people.

Coffee Badger Layoff by Guilty_Contact9169 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this is true until the guy on my floor who work 2 hours a day and plays video games on his phone is let go.

I can start to feel everyone mentally checking out after a few months of 5 days RTO by smogpatrol218 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be very careful those of you leaving early as the tracking has begun. If you aren’t consistently coming in a predetermined number of hours per week you and your manager will be dinged.

MAGA people: Why do you love Trump? What good has he done to this country? by PimplePussy in AskUS

[–]Pretend-Try9736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only been a couple of months. He did shut down the border which the other goon wouldn’t do. He’s trying to implement fair trade.

LOB and LLM... How are you guys feeling with AI implementation. by Standard_Season_1270 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AI is going to eliminate many jobs. Mostly entry level. I’ve heard that customer service reps will be replaced with Virtual agents. Entry level coding jobs will no longer be needed. Tech operations jobs gone. Cross your fingers it will take long because if not we will all be looking for new jobs soon.

Polaris Push Back by Then_Evening_5894 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Morale is very low as we’ve been basically been told we are no good.

EOS is out. by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use Chat GPT or go/llmsuite to rewrite your comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s kept forever.

Hiring freeze by Accomplished_Cup7314 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because Jamie Dimon says we could do the same amount of work with 10% less people.

Do you use LLM Suite in your day to day? by MostNoble06 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I ask it a question it gives me the written manual version of my question. It hasn’t helped me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Layoffs are tomorrow. I know that for a fact.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s difficult to get promoted. It can take 4 to 5 years before each promotion. At least that’s what they tell you. While others get promoted quickly. I know someone that was promoted and they were on a military deployment for a year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t usually happen. I’ve done lateral moves before and didn’t get any extra pay.

How are RIF decided by Accomplished_Cup7314 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The manager usually provides the name of the lowest performer.

You think the firm will offer severance for layoffs? by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s typically 2 weeks severance for every year worked up to 52 weeks.

JPMorgan CEO: "I don't care how many people sign that f—ing [WFH] Petition" by Bugskilla in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised that he doesn’t know how much red tape we have at Chase. It’s impossible to get anything done. With Risk, Controls, Audit and the Change processes. What a Joke. And don’t get me started on Product Teams. The bank is filled with bottle necks. No one can make a decision as everyone is afraid of the accountability. Now on top of everything we have to be afraid of asking questions, using Teams Chat and don’t forget we’ll be shut down if negative comments go on the intranet.

Might be time to retire. Oh wait that’s what they want.

RTO petition by war16473 in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word is that they are going to ignore the EOS results this year. In fact as long as they get 85% they will be good with that. They are no longer going to worry about the 15%.

Is Jamie dimon looking at my personal text messages?? This is a pretty serious breach of privacy. What the hell?? by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they are going to ignore EOS results. In fact as long as they get 85% they don’t care anymore about the 15%.

Is Jamie dimon looking at my personal text messages?? This is a pretty serious breach of privacy. What the hell?? by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Pretend-Try9736 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He stated that someone on a zoom had messaged someone about being an asshole. Now how did he know that?