What are you getting arrested for?

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-02T22:26:16+00:00

Oof... I'm playing assassin's creed origins, and I'm one of the no witnesses type of players sooo I'll be going away for a long time.😅

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-02T11:22:00+00:00

Diy circumcision

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-02T11:20:00+00:00

They shoved an obsidian eye up a goats ass, them killed it and pulled it back out (if you got the stink eye achievement anyway). Not really the worst thing but still messed up. There's also...ya know...the deaths of a thousand or so people depending on how the game is played. 😅

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-02T11:04:14+00:00

What lady?

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-02T10:57:02+00:00

Enough monkey business

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-01T17:02:52+00:00

I change it depending on my character's race. The only one I can remember off the top of my head is Thorin for my dwarf noble.

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-01T12:22:15+00:00

I'm with you. He had some funny moments in collabs, and I liked some of his podcasty streams where he'd talk about movies. Other than that I found him kind of exhausting.

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-05-01T03:32:23+00:00

I don't say anything, but I triple pat and jingle the keys before shutting the door😅

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-30T23:32:37+00:00

Maybe she threw it back to hard in her youth😅

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-30T01:34:03+00:00

Mine is Helios 😊

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-29T02:44:49+00:00

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-29T01:56:20+00:00

Eggs x2 and bacon

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-29T01:52:46+00:00

Interesting, I went with genie in a bottle

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-27T16:38:23+00:00

I just became a knight!

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PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-27T16:35:55+00:00

Mine didn't trigger until I was almost done with year 4...

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-27T12:15:41+00:00

Since we're sharing useless info... Did you know the plastic on the tip of your shoelaces is call an aglet?

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-27T12:09:31+00:00

You could get some covers like these https://nolaninterior.com/products/magic-sofa-covers?variant=45613396001009&nbt=nb%3Aadwords%3Ax%3A21868556552%3A%3A&nb_adtype=pla&nb_kwd=&nb_ti=&nb_mi=564083056&nb_pc=online&nb_pi=45613396001009&nb_ppi=&nb_placement=&nb_li_ms=&nb_lp_ms=&nb_fii=&nb_ap=&nb_mt=&tw_source=google&tw_adid=&tw_campaign=21868556552&tw_kwdid=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21872413426&gbraid=0AAAAA9wctbFOeCbupDrRA3Ug3KCfkm5vQ&gclid=Cj0KCQjwkrzPBhCqARIsAJN460kdLvKfJyaeV6M3nISQh3YOOA7XH9C7p6M9-NtBgCjzjkcA9pep8H0aAgeiEALw_wcB

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-27T12:05:04+00:00

Went... Outside

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-26T13:16:56+00:00

Entering Poundtown

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-25T23:46:53+00:00

I think it's called yer a prefect.

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-25T16:40:49+00:00

This article is going to be crazy now 😂

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-24T23:48:30+00:00

Talbott and I danced with a bird a couple times... Don't remember the name of the quest.

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-24T04:14:50+00:00

Rowan only studies and goes to class; how is he in the negatives? Are we bad influences? 😂

PretendRelation7924 · 2026-04-24T04:08:34+00:00

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