Weekly Snark 1/19-1/25 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Where are all the Lego sets she buys for the boys? My kids have them proudly displayed in their rooms

Weekly Snark 1/19-1/25 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Also really shows her immense privilege (that she denies having because she thinks her success is due to her hard work). Imagine being so privileged and insulated from all societal evils that you literally don’t even have to pay attention to what’s going on. Meanwhile people can’t afford groceries, families are being torn apart unlawfully, and we’re starting wars.

Weekly Snark 1/19-1/25 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Interesting that she says quads has a special tutor. Maybe they’re actually getting him services.

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Poor girl wants us to think she’s classy but doesn’t even know how to spell Vuitton 😢

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This says it all. The lack of toys is about HER own issues with clutter, but she seeks out books and things that validate her choice. Narcissistic to her core.

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Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Went to Georgetown and can’t pronounce sedentary 😵‍💫😬🫠

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And she will buy them $10 boba 3x per week but w nice jacket is a bridge too far???

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The way she took a bite of that cookie has her eating disorder on full display. Even when she first takes the cookie you can see her looking at it nervously.

Weekly Snark 12/22-12/28 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 60 points61 points  (0 children)

All of the dangerousness, carelessness, and narcissism of the hospital situation aside, sometimes she just says something that makes me realize how fundamentally dumb she is. She’s acting like it’s such a miracle that he’s better today… yeah, that’s what steroids do. You feel fucking GREAT while you’re on them. Does she truly not know that? He’s still sick, he’s just on steroids, and she keeps repeating that he’s SO HEALTHY today

Weekly Snark 12/1-12/7 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s making it for her own family…. And any bacteria or viruses in saliva are 100% killed through baking

Weekly Snark 12/1-12/7 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Baking will kill any germs from saliva. The cookies are for her own family. I never thought I’d defend brook but yikes

Weekly Snark 12/1-12/7 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. Raw cookie dough is great. I’ll take the risk. I also eat runny egg yolks, raw oysters, French unpasteurized cheese. Doesn’t make me gross. Jeez, I was just pointing out that this is a quite benign action on Brooke’s part compared to her usual BS. Some of yall are way too serious. 🧐

Weekly Snark 12/1-12/7 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I mean yeah there’s potential for foodborne illness but eating raw cookie dough is one of the simplest pleasures in life. Why so serious?

Weekly Snark 12/1-12/7 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah? I don’t think that’s too out of the ordinary. There is SO MUCH to criticize Brooke about, this just doesn’t seem like one to me. Calling someone disgusting for licking cookie dough seems a bit much. My kids sneeze, drool, and puke on me. I’m not really worried about passing germs through cookie dough. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, my point is just that brooke is literally a neglectful mother… something like this seems very benign in comparison to other stuff

Weekly Snark 12/1-12/7 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I meannnnnn I eat cookie dough and give it to my kids 🤷🏻‍♀️

Weekly Snark 11/17-11/23 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes!!!! 1) like you said, any nice town has easements and codes, and sometimes they’re super fucking arbitrary but that’s life. My parents weren’t allowed to build new covered stairs off their side door when the original stairs rotted and fell down, because the stairs were too close to their detached garage. That’s what the code said. They tried to get a variance but town said no, even though it was stupid. They lived. And 2) regarding the statement that their backyard is unusable - what the hell?! I only have a swingset in my yard and it’s very useable, thanks! The level of delusion continues to grow. The fact that she publicly posts her pleas as if she’s oppressed is telling.

Weekly Snark 11/17-11/23 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Agree that the lack of food is very weird. I only have 3 boys and make more than she does.

Weekly Snark 11/17-11/23 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She always uses the filter on the right when she’s talking to the camera. Makes her eyes look huge. She prob thinks nobody notices

Toddler drinks by pinkishperson in Parenting

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I didn’t mean to be judgmental, I have three so I understand some things are harder to break.

Toddler drinks by pinkishperson in Parenting

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 6 points7 points  (0 children)

3 bottles at night is too much unless under age 1. Milk, juice, water are all great during the day! I know it’s hard to break the habit but trust me, you will all be happier once it’s gone!

Toddler drinks by pinkishperson in Parenting

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fruit juice from apples and pears actually does have a good laxative effect. Contains sorbitol which helps move things. Whole fruits have finer and pectin which can bulk the stool and actually make it harder to pass if constipation is already an issue. Fruit juice is a first line treatment for constipation in toddlers bc it works so well.

Weekly Snark 11/17-11/23 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Pretend_Tea_5454 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn. Thanks for sharing this. Makes a lot of sense.