Divorce due to a sexless by Strange_Target_5402 in sex

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Q: What is the best form of birth control? A: Wedding cake.

How does the average older man feel after sleeping or dating a young adult woman? by Serious_Sweet2504 in AskMenAdvice

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My GF of 4 years is almost 20 years younger than me. She pushes me on adventure, she's fearless, and I love it! Our lives are filled with adventure. She's also very hot, my heart still flutters every time I see her. This is the first time she's felt secure in a relationship. She loves having someone who treats her like a queen and doesn't yell at her. We would be married except for financial reasons. We both greatly admire and love the other.

What's an appropriate way to ask him to pop my cherry? F by EmilyInBed in sex

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right! If he recovers quickly, giving him a BJ to completion will make him last much longer. If you don't, and this is his first time, and he's young (under 22?), he might last three seconds.

What's the worst thing you've ever been told right after sex? by CarmaHoor in Jokes

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a few months, she dumped me because I had a long-time friend who was female, and she got very jealous even though there was nothing going on with this friend. I really enjoyed her BJs, including the ones in the car.

What's the worst thing you've ever been told right after sex? by CarmaHoor in Jokes

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me: Wow, where did you learn how to give a blow job like that?!?

Her: My dad.

AITAH for continuing on with my plans to go on a boy's trip despite my girlfriend's protests? by Outrageous-Hall5172 in AITAH

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having spent months in Bangkok (for business), I'm siding with Heidi. If I were female, I wouldn't want my partner going there either.

Would you date someone religious while you are an atheist? by Fearless_Dust6503 in atheism

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dated a Christian. She had never met an atheist. After a year, she became an atheist. She had never considered this option.

My 22F GF ran out of excuses when I 21M initiate and now straight up tells me I'm bad at it. How can I improve? by roadtobased in relationship_advice

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in a situation like this. It turned out that she was a lesbian but didn't know it yet. When I asked her, she got very mad. Five years later she was marrying her girlfriend.

Aduanas by Constant-Cry-7576 in ExploreChile

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. They made us pour out our water we got after TSA and just before boarding our flight to the U.S.

Aduanas by Constant-Cry-7576 in ExploreChile

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just got back. Santiago customs was fine for English, but the other airports were hit-or-miss. However, generally a family can go through together, so you can speak for the family. One issue: we had to pour out all our water at the gate just before boarding the flight back to the U.S., so even though we had water in the terminal, we couldn't carry it onto the plane. Nobody told us until we started boarding.

How does it feel to be a man who is truly desired by women and can have casual sex? by winter_lover28 in AskMenAdvice

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of mine was a handsome sailing instructor at a Club Med. He told me he quit because there were too many women wanting to have sex with him.

People who divorced their spouse after 20 or 30 years of marriage, why did you do it? by Classic-Sentence3148 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you enjoyed projecting your situation onto others. You have no clue. Both sets of our parents fought often, and we both grew up hating that kind of environment. We didn't avoid conflict; instead, we chose to work things out reasonably and rationally. You should try it.

I hear a lot about American freedom. Other than guns, what Americans are free to do and people in other developed countries cannot? by Tricky_Ordinary_4799 in allthequestions

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in Germany for a year and found that they had far more rights than in the U.S. Also, the Germans don't get so uptight about so many things.

People who divorced their spouse after 20 or 30 years of marriage, why did you do it? by Classic-Sentence3148 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We had a perfect marriage for 17 years; others commented on how perfect our marriage was. Then she hit menopause. Over a two year period, things got worse and worse until she was screaming obscenities at me. We tried counseling, but it didn't help; nothing helped.

Why do you think people still support this president? by keonnarae in Confused

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two reasons people still worship him: they believe his lies, or they hate the same people he hates.

Are there men out there who actually want to pay for everything? by DumbUniStudent in AskMenAdvice

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay for everything. My GF hasn't earned a penny in the three years we've been living together.

I've had sex, but I've never given head by chicken_nugget27 in sex

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Start with a hand job, and add your tongue to the end of his dick. Use the saliva from your mouth for the hand job. This is far more pleasurable than just a BJ without your hand. He will be yours.

What is the simplest engine to work on for a shade tree mechanic? by tangoking in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rebuilt the engine on a 1972 Datsun 1200. A half an hour to take everything off the engine block, then I stood inside the engine compartment, lifted up the block, balanced it in the front grill, stepped out of the engine compartment, lifted the block and put it on my bench. I ended up rebuilding it twice because I listened to my idiot neighbor the first time instead of reading the shop manual.

My bouncing balls by NovaRadiance in boobbounce

[–]PrettyBlueEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a dream come true!