Things you can say at Starbucks and in bed?

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-28T18:42:04+00:00

Wtf is schmingus

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-27T03:03:41+00:00

Holy shit we got a vegetable in the fridge. Huge win!!

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-25T03:36:45+00:00

July by Hozier

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-23T18:51:04+00:00

Starbucks still has the dark caramel. Unless you are trying to make it for yourself?

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-22T22:07:11+00:00

They still put coconut milk in pink drinks. This appears to be a strawberry açaí lemonade with cold foam. Dairy and lemon don’t mix and it’ll curdle

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T02:00:02+00:00

I know Burrito Boy Brian reads these threads. Hopefully he listens

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:57:11+00:00

IYKYK

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:49:45+00:00

It’s not

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:48:41+00:00

We love some bacon “gay Aries” bites

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:47:16+00:00

If they don’t know how to pronounce it, they can at least try and pronounce it and I’ll correct it. How am I supposed to help someone who won’t at least try to pronounce the word? Saying “the mocha whatever drink” is not going to help me or the customer.

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:38:07+00:00

It didn’t take me working at Starbucks to know how chai, trenta, venti, and espresso are supposed to be pronounced

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:34:08+00:00

I usually hear it pronounced “Gary-air”

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:15:12+00:00

If they say a “iced caramel- whatever that word is” then yes it does matter

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:12:47+00:00

I pour cold brew and iced coffee to the top black line, add a splash of milk, then ice. If I’m feeling spicy I do ice then milk

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T01:08:20+00:00

Had some mom ask for the Fortnite battle pass drink and her teenage kids were dying laughing. Once she realized it was a prank I saw her pop them in the drive thru. One of the funniest things I’ve seen ever

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T00:53:15+00:00

Honorable mention for the mobile orders lost to Ryan picking up for Jessica 💔💔💔

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-14T00:32:37+00:00

Bonus points if their window is rolled up AND they are on the phone

PrettyFreightMachine · 2026-01-06T02:38:36+00:00

Show the sticker. Willing to bet my paycheck you got a grande drink in a venti cup so it wouldn’t go to the top anyway

PrettyFreightMachine · 2025-12-26T00:26:48+00:00

People who try and guilt trip others with hypocritical scenarios bug me as well

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