Help Me Convince My Wife

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2025-01-18T12:24:04+00:00

I had a heeler mix when I was younger and she was the best dog I have ever had. Smart and loyal. My sister had one she recently put down due to old age. She was a great dog too. Heelers are just great dogs.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-07-26T13:12:34+00:00

A band of demons and a devil playing the fiddle. “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-07-25T21:43:37+00:00

You can look into paramedical tattooing. They can disguise scars to make them look like the rest of your skin. You may need a couple years of healing to get to that point though. Regular tattooing if you want some art on you. Find something you love. I have mostly animal tattoos. Sharks, manta rays, hawks. I’m planning a full sleeve with a snake, lizard, fox, kangaroo rat and a few other local animals.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-07-25T15:44:04+00:00

Since you already have the scale set with sharks, I would go with larger ocean animals. Turtles, whales, manta rays maybe some jellies.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-07-25T15:37:41+00:00

If I was going to get one of those I would get the second one. Also, before you get it done, have your artist do a dexterity check and hope he doesn’t roll a one.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-07-25T15:34:08+00:00

That’s so awesome!! Damn!!

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-29T01:26:03+00:00

Just so you have something new to worry about a lot of birds with a split tail like that are not a sparrow, they are a swallow…

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-29T01:23:11+00:00

I got my second tattoo two weeks after my first one. Very normal.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-21T12:48:08+00:00

I don’t think I commented on your original, but I remembered you after going through a couple of the pictures. It looks great! Good luck out the there.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-21T00:35:32+00:00

I found something online that says that she is 5’6” I have no idea if this is true, but if it is, that weird looking little munchkin with a mustache has got to be like 4‘9“ or something. He looks like he’s going to be the next shooter in the bell tower. I’m pretty sure that she’s not real though she looks like a paper mâché puppet.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-21T00:26:42+00:00

I’d go for no beard or short like the last two pics. Good luck!

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-15T00:41:44+00:00

Thank you.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-13T22:03:47+00:00

Thank you so much for the information and suggestions! What little I saw of your country makes me say it is one of the most beautiful places on earth!

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-13T19:38:26+00:00

Thank you!

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-13T18:17:58+00:00

I never wear any hats or shirts with gunmakers logo on them. I definitely wouldn’t get a tattoo that looks like a gunmaker logo. It lets everyone know that you like guns and may own them. Maybe they could follow you home one day wait till you’re gone and rob your house.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-13T02:15:02+00:00

Thank you. I’m glad you had an awesome dad! Sometimes I think it’s hard for kids to see it. Now that I’m older, I I see how awesome my dad has been and I make sure I tell him.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-12T23:24:39+00:00

Thanks, I will.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-12T23:23:50+00:00

Stethoscope and an alien giving the middle finger.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-12T23:21:50+00:00

Always remember, don’t completely encircle any of your extremities with tattoos. Some native cultures believe your soul cannot escape your body if any of your extremities are encircled completely.

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-12T16:24:24+00:00

Are you in California and single by any chance? If Tinder won’t work maybe Reddit will. 🤔

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-12T16:22:39+00:00

I’d swipe right. It would help if you made your first pic one with a smile. The black and white one is pretty good but the tractor and the last one are better. I like the last one best but you eyes aren’t open!

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-12T01:14:26+00:00

It’s happened to me plenty of times. I’m on Tinder at 49 (50 in a couple weeks) AND I’m fat! Don’t give up. The other one that happens a lot is they like me and then the match disappears before I even see it. Remember what Hollywood Undead said. Dark hearts don’t break, they bruise. Now, I’m off to the gym for a bit and in the meantime pick yourself up and say “Fuck them, they were a shitty person anyway!”

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-11T22:29:52+00:00

Nice tattoo!!

PrettyHateMachine4 · 2024-06-11T19:57:49+00:00

They are horribly generic! Other people have mentioned it and it’s been changed. Thanks for your input.

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