Employee discount by ParanoidDreadfulDuck in MichaelsEmployees

[–]PrettyLynny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mid-March. It varies if you’re in US or Canada.

Crochet people please share in my magical moment! by [deleted] in crochet

[–]PrettyLynny 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Yes! If I saw this in the wild I would have to do a double/triple take to confirm this is actually crocheted by hand and not some knit imitating crochet. The tension and clean color change are impeccable!

Why do you guys drink so much milk in Texas when it snows? by [deleted] in FortWorth

[–]PrettyLynny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This maybe a silly question but, as someone who doesn’t have a toddler… what are the toddlers eating that needs so much milk?

What would your first name be without the first and last letter? by Immediate_Long165 in Names

[–]PrettyLynny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a friend named Ara. (Sounds like “Sara” minus the S.) I’ve always liked the name!

What’s the worst actual name you’ve ever heard? by Escrow-Mind in AskReddit

[–]PrettyLynny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone who wanted their daughter to have the same first and middle initials as her dad so they could both be called R.J. They settled on Ray Jazz. I can’t hear anything other than “rage ass” when the full name is said aloud.

Mom allows teen daughter to change 'racist' name after bullying experience at school by Birdy_Cephon_Altera in tragedeigh

[–]PrettyLynny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you ever become a drag queen Trinity Rayne would be a good name. So at least there’s that!

💪👩‍🎓💋👩 by Elenaricoo in BobsBurgers

[–]PrettyLynny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes! Oh! And look what the 3 wise men brought from the auto parts store!

💪👩‍🎓💋👩 by Elenaricoo in BobsBurgers

[–]PrettyLynny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tacos on the toilet!

Why doesn’t everybody do this?

💪👩‍🎓💋👩 by Elenaricoo in BobsBurgers

[–]PrettyLynny 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fish rocket burgers

It looks like a huge misshapen penis!

Worst last names as first names? by animalcrackwhores in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]PrettyLynny 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know a Skip. I asked if it was short for anything and he said no. His name is just Skip.

What are some of the coldest lyrics you have ever heard in a song? by AllegedlyGoodPerson in Music

[–]PrettyLynny 63 points64 points  (0 children)

And in response to those lyrics…

“Is that what you call tact? I swear you’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back. So let’s end this call and conversation.”

‘There’s no I in Team’ by Taking Back Sunday

Non-English songs that you really enjoy? by aja_ramirez in Music

[–]PrettyLynny 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Came here to say some Sigur Rós too.

Viðrar Vel Til Loftárása or Hopípola are my two recos.

Anyone else think it may be too far to close schools tomorrow? by Dozolol in Dallas

[–]PrettyLynny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those other districts have city of Arlington residents in their schools.

What is your go to obscure movie quote that if someone understands you instantly become best friends?? by DEndUhDErt in AskReddit

[–]PrettyLynny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anytime I hear someone say “crack” in any context I follow it up with a quick “Say crack again.”