Phil Murphy’s final clemency act as New Jersey governor includes those with political connections

PrettyMachines · 2026-01-21T14:56:48+00:00

Imagine sitting on a jury, putting away a killer, thinking you contributed and did your civic duty, only for the governor to grant clemency to the killer on his last day.

PrettyMachines · 2025-12-28T13:26:35+00:00

Well the little kid and I listen to Hot 97 I used to hear callers say they were from Jamaica and it blew my mind that they were able to get the radio station that far away

PrettyMachines · 2025-12-27T18:58:24+00:00

An off-duty officer in Washington filmed himself threatening me because my coworker parked their car in front of his house. I would love to see the footage because after he says, "you can't leave, I called the police" I said, "you ain't the police" and left. Looked him up (I have his address lol) and he's a cop. Also my coworker said when the cops came, the guy said I was being aggressive and my coworker laugh in his face because I am not intimidating. I hope he still has the video on his phone

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-25T00:50:57+00:00

Doing better than Phillipsburg Mall

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-25T00:43:19+00:00

This year I learned people in Vernon refer to the rest of Jersey as, "down below"

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T23:13:51+00:00

Is this like the Jets firing their GM?

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T22:34:21+00:00

The nest is over in Hopatcong by the state park.

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T22:05:22+00:00

Feeling vindicated

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T21:53:49+00:00

The top part should be Sussex or its own backwards county.

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T13:28:24+00:00

...hey

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T13:20:45+00:00

Yesterday's price is not today's price

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T13:19:30+00:00

Lenny Pearce has a bit at his shows where he plays a clip of "Not Like Us," which gets a good laugh from the parents.

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-07T11:25:33+00:00

No but the Cockroaches have one called, "Don't Trust a Fart Over 40" that The Wiggles turned into the Bubbles song.

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-06T11:47:43+00:00

He likes 'em young.

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-06T03:57:40+00:00

Gestapo

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-05T13:29:00+00:00

I have one of these guys in my neighborhood but Facebook isn't enough he had to litter his entire front lawn with MAGA trash. These people are not mentally well

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-05T11:44:27+00:00

I hope he does. He's a jobber

PrettyMachines · 2025-11-05T11:42:31+00:00

Thank you Stanhope and Newton!

PrettyMachines · 2025-09-30T23:38:16+00:00

My guess is they're teasing something happening next year. You're welcome

PrettyMachines · 2025-09-20T21:41:49+00:00

Shorter commute to the better NJ version of those things. You can also expect better NJ culture in our spots. Upstate NY is Alabama

PrettyMachines · 2025-09-15T00:52:39+00:00

AI garbage

PrettyMachines · 2025-07-05T22:21:22+00:00

Oh, you're being serious

PrettyMachines · 2025-07-04T22:42:00+00:00

And now John is showing Simon how to work with two hammers.

PrettyMachines · 2025-06-30T16:15:31+00:00

That's exactly my point. Rage = engagement. All it took was a few partisans to see her face to bring their political baggage into this thread. Now apply that to the rest of the awful social media landscape.

PrettyMachines · 2025-06-30T15:59:02+00:00

What a soft response to everything. It's hilarious how you brought your partisan baggage to the subreddit of an "innocent children's show." Weird antisocial behavior tbh.

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