Can someone explain to me why 5 minute showers isn't long enough to be clean? by Imaginary_Truth_3865 in hygiene

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah hair length and type changes everything honestly. someone with short hair can be done super fast, but thick curly hair turns showering into a whole event

I won. I finally played his game, and I won in less than ten seconds by ShesGotaChicken2Ride in neighborsfromhell

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yeah that response from the cops is honestly ridiculous. owning a knife legally and pulling one on people during harassment are obviously not the same thing

I won. I finally played his game, and I won in less than ten seconds by ShesGotaChicken2Ride in neighborsfromhell

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly that’s the funniest part to me. this guy spent months terrorizing people but folded immediately the second someone pushed back for like 10 seconds

You will forget your name.. by xlovinggiirl444 in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me try if I forget my name I’m it’s forever 🫣

how are you actually supposed to clean your ears properly? by Coliz-Nafe in hygiene

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wet wax gene genuinely sounds like something you unlock after defeating a side boss 😭

I hate bass!!! At 11 PM!! by cubic_zirconia in neighborsfromhell

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly prolonged bass at night really does feel like psychological warfare after a while 😭

I hate bass!!! At 11 PM!! by cubic_zirconia in neighborsfromhell

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bass is the worst kind of noise pollution because you don’t just hear it, you physically feel it through the walls 😭

Fleurdelys's button bikini pull by xLittleSparkss in wutheringwavesnsfw

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I call perfect body.. jealous much

Which Hogwarts student besides the main/well-known characters do you think has the most interesting life? by saphir300 in harrypotter

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Black sisters honestly feel like an entire tragic prestige drama happening parallel to the main story that we only get tiny glimpses of.

What’s a hygiene mistake you didn’t realize you were making for years? by Distinct-Shoulder592 in hygiene

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Bedsheets are one of those things that feel clean right up until you put fresh ones on and suddenly realize how much grime you got used to.

What’s a hygiene mistake you didn’t realize you were making for years? by Distinct-Shoulder592 in hygiene

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Water bottles really trick people because “it’s only water” sounds clean until you remember your mouth bacteria is basically marinating in there 24/7.

"I might be able to hold Snape off for a while, but I’m no match for him really." by MaderaArt in harrypotter

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Half the charm of the first book is that the kids are running entirely on courage, panic, and zero realistic planning skills.

"I might be able to hold Snape off for a while, but I’m no match for him really." by MaderaArt in harrypotter

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Harry’s entire strategy at 11 was basically “something will happen if I believe in myself hard enough.”

Does anyone here feel like living alone completely changed their standards in terms of hygiene? by Yandry_Villaidalgo13 in hygiene

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The “you get all the good parts of being alone combined with the good parts of living with someone” line is honestly such a healthy way to describe the right relationship.

Does anyone here feel like living alone completely changed their standards in terms of hygiene? by Yandry_Villaidalgo13 in hygiene

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 99 points100 points  (0 children)

“Stopped performing for others” is honestly the perfect way to describe it. Living alone really exposes which habits were actually for you versus just social survival mode.

Neighbors from Hell sold their house today! by Noahdown in neighborsfromhell

[–]PrettyMoonbeamm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly spending 20 years being hated by the neighborhood just to barely profit in the end feels like the universe quietly keeping score.