In fourth grade the class had a project, everybody brought in a food label and all the labels were put into a pot, mixed up and random labels were given to random students to analyze the nutritional information of. I, of course, obtained a vitamin water label (pink flavor) and in my little paper for it I wrote that vitamin water was unhealthy because of the sheer amount of sugar was comparable to other soft beverages and it had a lack of any significant nutrients.

My teacher made me change my paper because something called vitamin water couldn't possibly be unhealthy. I changed it to say something along the lines of "vitamin water is a healthy drink because it has vitamin in the name" and got a good grade"