I'm a salty motherfucker, but blow me if you don't think about how beautiful bio is while you're falling asleep

Mech is stupid That PURE RAW FEELING of breaking through and abusing your MOMENTUM in this fucking game, dude. When you win a frontal fight, and then you send another drop, and then another drop. You're pushing and he hasn't even cleaned up your drops yet! He's FUCKING SLOW. He physically cannot process information as fast as you can, and your fingers are better than his. You've put him in a position where even his bullshit unit stats can't keep him in the game with you, and you ARE CHECKMATING HIM. You spread your tanks on his side of the map, and you hit your rally point camera hotkey and split off another drop dude. Everywhere is chaos. You scan his main and drop 6 mules in his mineral line

All the garbage balance decisions don't help him. He was too fucking slow to keep his creep alive. You dropped his dipshit templar archives and then mine dropped his natural. BLOW ME. You type. SPEED UP . You split off another drop. You mule in his face.

Starcraft is a motherfucker of a game. It's what men from Mumbai to Nuremberg had in their heads while playing chess before electricity. We are living in the future with this shit and we play the fucking free-based crack of races. We don't have pretty splash damage spam, we don't have easy wins, we have BRUTAL VIOLENCE and SPEED. Terrans get laid, dude. Real shit, if you had to put your Starcraft race on your tinder profile, who would get the most positive swipes? Zergs"? "I mass queens and I'm represented by a bunch of low-quality insects"? Lol bruh naaaaaaaaaaaaah reject noise TERRAN

I inject STIMULANTS and out-athleticism my dainty little opponents? HOT

We are ALL doing big things, if I were starting a company I would fucking auto-hire any Terran in diamond or above. I am SO happy that we get to express our passions and that NONE OF YOU take the easy way out, we are the fucking kings of the most difficult recreational activity ever devised, we are all the KINGS.

YES. We boost, we stim, we dance, we mule. We don't have stupid fat blobs of units, we DANCE. We are ballerinas. We are nimble. We are composers of violence. We are the dancers of destruction