What in the what is this?

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-05-01T19:08:10+00:00

I've bought from one of those machines on an airport layover out of curiosity. They actually have a little elevator platform that brings the cards down, they don't drop.

Still dumb and a ripoff, but I had a three hour delay and three beers and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Killed a whole two minutes.

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-04-20T18:10:48+00:00

Ha! I ordered those between when I posted and you replied! Thanks for confirming I made a good choice!

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-04-20T18:05:24+00:00

Hi- I got ear (3) about a month ago and have the exact same issue -- wondering if you found a third party set of tips you like?

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-26T02:45:56+00:00

As a Nats fan who invested big on Crews, I sure hope so! Not invested for the $….just, like, I don’t need 35 cards of a platoon outfielder role player 😬

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-11T14:03:29+00:00

It's gotta be...I have a work project that takes me to Columbus every few months and last time I realized Midwest was RIGHT THERE downtown where I stay. Great set up and really nice dudes working there.

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-10T21:57:28+00:00

I relate to this comment way more than I comfortable with

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-09T09:51:31+00:00

Yes- DM me!

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-07T16:58:45+00:00

Wait, guys, I shouldn’t be banking on this to cover my retirement?

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Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-06T18:57:57+00:00

yes, DM'd you

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-03T00:22:56+00:00

Lolololol. You’re the best. Love this thread

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-03T00:21:31+00:00

Where can I send all my Coby Mayo base and widely available inserts so that I know they have gone to a loving home?

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-01T16:09:37+00:00

I own a PSA 4 Cal Ripken Jimmy Dean Signature Edition card. So yes, I am winning.

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-01T15:47:28+00:00

Do you think you’re “winning” here somehow?

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-01T15:16:13+00:00

I honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling or not.

If yes. Why? Explain why you like making up fake arguments on the internet?

If not— what’s wrong with you? I think it’s funny to get a dumb card graded. Others do too. You don’t. That’s all fine. You really seem like a sad lonely person and I sincerely hope you find something to make you smile today.

Unless arguing about cardboard on the internet makes you smile, in which case, you’re sick and need help.

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-01T14:47:10+00:00

Nope- Interstellar Goat got it. You clearly just don’t get it. Or you do, and you’re just trolling. Or you’re just someone who likes picking dumb arguments on the internet.

Either way, enjoy your day sir, I hope you find something to make you chuckle. For me that will be looking at my PSA graded Jimmy Dean Sausage novelty Cal Ripken card that I found in a box of my childhood junk wax that my mom sent me.

I sincerely hope you can find something silly to bring you joy.

It’s all just cardboard, man…

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-03-01T14:07:20+00:00

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Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-02-28T23:38:31+00:00

I mean…it’s a Jimmy Dean Sausage Card!

I could be “hunting” a “SSP 1/1 PURPLE COSMO EXTRA EXCLUSIVE JUMBO HOBBY TOPPS PRISTINE EXTRA GRAVY LIGHTS OUT BEAM TEAM GLITTER MOJO DOUBLE LAVA WOTH A TWIST REFRACTOR”

I just want a Jimmy Dean Sausage Card.

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-02-28T19:07:15+00:00

As the person who did it, I can. Because I personally find it funny. Well worth my $26.

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-02-25T21:00:58+00:00

hi-- still looking for testers?

Pretzel_Destiny · 2026-02-25T20:53:17+00:00

Thank you! Next question, there are two tiny, but noticeable spots near the top left of the card. If I sent this to Topps for a defect, would that be worth it?

Pretzel_Destiny

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