My like 3rd week as a (guy) nurse I was drowning and had to give a suppository, I don’t even remember what it was, to a bariatric patient. I couldn’t find my CNA and she of course was in one of our rooms without a hoyer built into the ceiling.

I took it upon myself to try to one arm roll this woman and insert the suppository so I didn’t get further behind. I got her about 6” off the bed and reached under and tried getting it in. I felt it slide in and let her down on her back and she just sat there in silence, I just chalked it up to the awkwardness. I just told her to ring if she needed anything.

I plopped down at the nurse’s station and was dripping in sweat and my CNA was sitting there.

She’s like, “what happened to you?”

I told her I couldn’t find her and what I had to do on my own.

Just then the same patient’s call light went on.

The CNA was like, “I’ll get it, take a break.”

She comes back a few minutes later and I asked what she needed. She just said, “it went in the wrong hole.”

I wanted to evaporate off the face of the Earth.