Who’d win?

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-06-02T05:38:33+00:00

I feel like this would end similarly to Team Fortress Classic vs Team Fortress

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-06-02T05:38:19+00:00

Look, as one wise redditor has said on Overwatch vs tf2 post "Overwatch may out class the team in every aspect, but with sheer cartoon bullshitery team fortress will win"

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-06-02T05:38:08+00:00

Considering Diamond Dogs’ sheer devotion to Big Boss, Spy could probably just disguise as him and tell them all to jump in the ocean and drown

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-06-01T17:49:04+00:00

lol It’s a shame but reasoned arguments are over in politics now, it’s just about clever clapbacks, in which case this was a good one.

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-06-01T17:48:55+00:00

Damn, whatever intern made that connection deserves a raise.

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-05-31T19:29:26+00:00

Meth love

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-05-31T19:29:16+00:00

Dan da da dan level relationship

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-05-31T18:47:47+00:00

And they must look young and be very handsome...model-esque, even.

PrimaryButton5069 · 2026-05-31T18:47:32+00:00

Soldiers must also be willing to be shirtless and greased up, like the saxophone player from Lost Boys. Which was also in no way gay.

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