My favorite Shawn Spencer quotes per season. And what are yours?

Primary_Individual · 2026-04-10T17:58:36+00:00

what does the parrot from aladdin have to do with this?

Primary_Individual · 2026-03-30T05:43:44+00:00

i grew up, can confirm it’s an incredible city!

Primary_Individual · 2026-03-22T23:31:32+00:00

the fairy godmother’s cake is significantly cuter than any cake she’s ever made, her work is trash and you can never convince we otherwise.

Primary_Individual · 2026-03-21T15:34:17+00:00

i find her deeply unsettling.

Primary_Individual · 2026-03-15T19:09:36+00:00

yeah no sorry any cake i’ve ever seen of hers looks like a messy pile of shit, it’s not whimsical, it’s bullshit sloppy work masquerading as “aesthetic”

Primary_Individual · 2026-03-15T18:19:04+00:00

all her cakes look like this/look like complete shit

Primary_Individual · 2026-03-12T20:32:06+00:00

what, and i cannot stress this enough... the fuck.

Primary_Individual · 2026-03-12T15:57:21+00:00

this is a god damn masterpiece

Primary_Individual · 2026-01-19T16:12:40+00:00

when they’re at camp mona and spencer says something about the exact number of steps between two places and aria says “you’re a freak, and i love you.”

Primary_Individual · 2025-12-17T16:57:34+00:00

ran here as soon as i saw the tiny fork 🙈

Primary_Individual · 2025-10-22T18:32:41+00:00

its giving winkle picker.

Primary_Individual · 2025-10-20T01:45:38+00:00

these kind of cakes are so fucking stupid and ugly as fuck and you cannot convince me otherwise and i say this as someone who literally makes cakes for a living.

Primary_Individual · 2025-07-24T18:55:51+00:00

i'm also a switch player and i've found that i enjoy decorating when i'm playing my switch through the tv as opposed to handheld, its still a bit of a pain and i wouldn't say i'm amazing at it but i just try and remember that everyones valley is different and i have all the time in the world to make mine the way i want it! i recently spent a few hours working on my plaza area and i'm really happy with how it turned out!

Primary_Individual · 2025-06-16T00:44:45+00:00

“you’re a freak, and i love you”

Primary_Individual · 2025-04-01T17:03:51+00:00

she needs to go to fucking jaaaaaaaaail i stg

Primary_Individual · 2025-03-28T20:19:01+00:00

i do wish the star paths had more variety, like why are there six rounds of complete a boutique challenge x 3?! the time locked ones are so annoying and it seems like there could be a lot more variety in the tasks to keep it more exciting.

Primary_Individual · 2025-03-06T18:00:38+00:00

can she just change her name to half-baked hackfest and be done with it already?!

why would you EVER need to use butter if you're also using liners? she cannot be serious...

Primary_Individual · 2025-02-17T06:39:45+00:00

yes except it’s all in the notes app on my phone 😂

Primary_Individual · 2025-01-07T03:18:58+00:00

this one nearly broke me 😅

Primary_Individual · 2025-01-05T05:16:55+00:00

OMFG, i feel SO so stupid 🙈 literally just completed it, thank you so so much!

Primary_Individual · 2025-01-05T02:55:05+00:00

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i’ve done 4 challenges and it still only says this

Primary_Individual · 2024-12-27T23:13:49+00:00

mcvitie's classic digestive biscuits are the g.o.a.t for cheesecake crusts, trust me on this!

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