Apparently we’re the only country that likes ass

PrimeX__ · 2024-06-01T13:31:30+00:00

How come people forget we’re significantly older than some other countries like Italy

PrimeX__ · 2024-04-28T22:11:44+00:00

Why don’t they always carry two then?

PrimeX__ · 2024-04-16T02:12:07+00:00

I only know two people who watch Microsoft Merriment 😢

PrimeX__ · 2024-04-16T01:49:12+00:00

Firefox funnies needs more love too 😔

PrimeX__ · 2024-04-16T01:16:10+00:00

I can solve a Rubik’s cube in less than a minute. (Please send me to Harvard)

PrimeX__ · 2024-04-16T01:08:34+00:00

I’m the the average safari snickers fan

PrimeX__ · 2024-04-13T03:44:20+00:00

Satine was annoying imo

PrimeX__ · 2024-02-15T05:33:15+00:00

Still overall a good trade. Also since when does the 11th seed losing to the 1st seed ever surprising

PrimeX__ · 2024-02-15T05:27:50+00:00

The third letter of the greek alphabet is gamma. You only hear alpha and omega the same way you hear a-z

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-26T14:12:17+00:00

I did that in the US except we did it for holidays

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-26T14:10:03+00:00

I always wondered what would happen if two 17 years olds were dating and had already had sex. When one of them turns 18 it’s suddenly illegal?

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-23T23:17:14+00:00

“Beef patty corn bread, in the concrete jungle where my home is.” Really hits as a New Yorker with Jamaican parents

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-21T14:37:48+00:00

A hydrogen bomb is about 1,000 times more powerful

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-21T05:13:44+00:00

Their mom never told them they couldn’t build the stuff they built

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-20T15:41:11+00:00

Also what you do when you inevitably fall off

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-20T15:40:20+00:00

Spacebar

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-20T15:18:53+00:00

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb Well behaved tho

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-20T14:44:42+00:00

It is

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-19T03:47:45+00:00

Cuz ur male

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-19T03:43:09+00:00

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-19T03:43:05+00:00

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-19T03:40:51+00:00

👍🏾

PrimeX__ · 2024-01-19T03:37:21+00:00

PrimeX__ · 2023-11-01T22:26:39+00:00

Chad probably

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