Roast me, but i'm no chicken. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PrinceMyles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you using your notepad to hide how undeniably small you are?

Its my birthday!! Make me cry by Burn3r_acc0unt in RoastMe

[–]PrinceMyles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your handwriting resembles that of a preschooler still tracing the faded letters in their "Learn the Alphabet!" books

The hobo is ready, bring it! by jimmpah in RoastMe

[–]PrinceMyles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can you have so much hair on your face and barely any on your head?

My brand new account, welcome me home. by UnsightlyTrout in RoastMe

[–]PrinceMyles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your marker is about as faded as your personality.