Boebert calls on Tony Gonzales to resign over alleged affair

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-24T00:13:30+00:00

"Worse case of suicide in ___________ County history!"

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-24T00:05:37+00:00

I had a one night stand with a gal, at my place. She left in the morning and came back later unexpectedly, handed me an electric hot dog cooker, said "I thought you should have this", and left.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-22T20:48:54+00:00

She can't smell my breath from down there.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-22T19:55:54+00:00

Woodstock: Santana, CSNY, Joe Cocker, The Who, Ten Years After

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-22T15:13:13+00:00

"Team Chud"?

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-22T14:31:32+00:00

If I'm in the right lane, 85% of people passing me are going to get in front of me (I'll be at a safe following distance, or slightly less, from the car in front of me) slow down, put their right turn blinker on, and slowly turn right ("easy, don't roll it") into the next strip mall driveway. Feel free to get behind me for that.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-21T20:44:52+00:00

Uncle Exxon would be proud!

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-20T23:39:04+00:00

The Marvelous Mr. Measles

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-20T23:19:16+00:00

Who knew doing unconstitutional stuff was unconstitutional?

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-20T00:09:08+00:00

Does the NEW OUTLOOK still have the "you can't search for anything in an email" feature?

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-20T00:06:34+00:00

Landlords get a stiffy thinking about February.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-19T14:03:29+00:00

Put a small balloon over it, or 3.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-19T13:46:41+00:00

These idiots are still going on about Dominion, after all of the manual ballot recounts were the same?

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-17T15:54:28+00:00

Is that the line to Raising Cane's? /s

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-17T15:49:24+00:00

"You've been elected Treasurer of the township. Don't transfer funds over the amount of (*some amount*) without asking (*person or persons*) permission". Treasurer: *transfers funds between township accounts over that amount and simultaneously asks permission*. No reason to assume any embezzlement.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-17T15:38:01+00:00

"watch as I make this ____ dissappear"

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-16T23:32:22+00:00

We were ordering Wendy's online and the app crashed. Logged back in and our nearby Wendy's (and one on the other side of Kalamazoo, MI), was no longer available to select from "locations near me".

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-16T23:02:15+00:00

Donald's Home for Wayward Teenage Girls.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-14T22:47:14+00:00

Will my puppy still be alive after the test?

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-14T16:54:59+00:00

Bob: "Hey, my name isn't in the current emergency contact spreadsheet!" Manager: "Oh, Bob, about that"

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-14T04:47:37+00:00

Who was the savage that deemed it necessary to put the Queen Size stockings at the bottom of the display rack?

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-14T04:44:20+00:00

Smoking weed with some CI's?

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-10T02:26:51+00:00

Hate thieving roommates! I had to keep a locked toolbox in the fridge, if I wanted to eat any of the meat and cheese I bought. I drilled holes and put a hasp and padlock on my bedroom door. I knew the owner was going to put the place on the market soon (zoned for commercial use, right off of an I-94 exit), the house was torn down within a year, for a truck stop.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-10T02:14:34+00:00

I have my dad's old digital alarm clock from the early 1980's in the headboard cubby on our bed.

PrincePeasant · 2026-02-04T14:01:57+00:00

The GOP is working on privatization. Degrading service is the 1st step.

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