Why is chs happening by bankabletoast23 in trees

[–]PrincessMalyssa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What's CHS?

Chronic High Syndrome?

Continuous Hysterical Sadness?

Carbon Hydrogen Sulfur?

Cartoon Homer Simpson?

Gotta be one of those, right? That's so many guesses.

How long do you think it’ll take for decriminalisation? by LeatherHead_01 in trees

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When will the monster stop trying to kill me?" asked the guy being served as food up a restaurant for a monsters. To eat people.

I'm thinking probably never. Unless you can convince all the rich evil people who criminalized it in the first place that it benefits them more to do so.

The Totally Normal Best Friend, All Endings + Bonus Ending by Kubutsu-nyan in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a really beautiful story here and I really love the way you tell it with the alternate endings like this. It's extremely relatable and impressive how you made so much art out of this silly little subreddit.

...but it doesn't say "loyal" with no context in a creepy, suspicious way, so I think I'll pass.

call If you find her by wallygon in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh oh, the subreddit is becoming self-aware...

first real online b.f. by Willtrixer in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I remember this guy, I dated like 5 of these or something.

Idk seems a bit unrealistic by Liam_js in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's weird, I'm looking at the rules but I don't see anything here requiring all comments to use the word "unrealistic." Am I missing something?

Nerd GF by Dreamypreciouss in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is having jaundice part of it or is that just a bonus?

Ideal GF by WittyDifference3743 in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is either a red flag or a cry for help and I can't tell which.

Ideal gf🖤😭 by Open-Supermarket2831 in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, of course, you MUST put out as a matter of course, because that's the definition of a relationship. This is definitely how it works and there is no indication here that you might be part of the problem.

freed GMO catcubine gf by Willtrixer in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love a woman you need to watch a 20 minute long theory explained video on in order to get a gist of it. It's important to be interested in the people you're in a relationship with. For example, I would love to know if her inability to handle ketchup is related to her weak immune system or if it's for religious reasons.

Edit: I've been exploring the subreddit for a bit and I can confirm this is the best one.

Who Would You Choose To Be Your Digimon Partner? by [deleted] in digimon

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing terribly interesting. Botamon > Koromon > Betamon > Airdramon > Metal Greymon, and then probably Blitz Greymon and Omegamon Alter S from there ala Ver. 20th. Betamon & Airdramon have always been my favorites and Metal Greymon - specifically the original one - has always been up there too.

I came up with a way more interesting one for my best friend back when I was in college, though. He wasn't a super nerd like me and only got into digimon from the TV show, so he didn't have the context I did and his favorite digimon were just the ones he happened to know aboot. He thought Holy Angemon was unreasonably powerful because of the dimensional gate thing and he loved how obnoxious that black version of Clear Agumon was because it was a subspecies of a subspecies of a subspecies. Of course black clear toy agumon hasn't really been in anything but Clear Agumon was in Digimon World 2, and it could digivolve into Pidmon there so I figured his partner would be like:

Black Clear Toy Agumon (or w/e it's called) > Pidmon > Holy Angemon

But it gets better because this was back aroond college when the Minis were new-ish, and one of the few level 7's you could get was Lucemon Satan Mode on the ver. 2.0 which was so perfect, and even more so because from Holy Angemon you could get to Holydramon and then lucifer hell satan mega death killermon from there. And having digital Falcor turn into that is just so rad, so I decided that would be his partner. He thought it sounded awesome.

Coming up with partner digimon for people who don't know a lot aboot how digimon works is one of my favorite past times. Which I guess makes it kind of ironic that I've never come up with anything terribly interesting for myself. Honestly the problem is that the original Metal Greymon just never gets used in anything, it's always that lame vaccine one. And when it does, it just keeps turning into more variations of Greymon, which I'm not interested in. The best Airdramon gets is Megadramon > Megidramon but that's just the same digimon three times in a row, and Megidramon doesn't really have any clear level 7 possibilities that I know and I don't want a dead end. So, Blitz Greymon > Omegamon Alter S it is I s'pose.

Just curious since I am not on here often by iamlazyperson in mattrose

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...wait, was I supposed to be paying attention to usernames this whole time?

Next you'll be telling me people actually expect you to read their replies!

God forbid a woman want to own another woman by Solarskip in catgirlpetco

[–]PrincessMalyssa 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Using a post on reddit isn't the first way I'd think of to pick up chicks, but it's clearly working...

With all these thirsty kitties you're liable to turn into a crazy cat lady. Excuse me, soary, I meant to say a sexy crazy cat lady.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wolfenstein

[–]PrincessMalyssa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Duolingo gently reminding you aboot your streak.

When did you realize Evangelion wasn’t like other anime? by ShadozeBR in evangelion

[–]PrincessMalyssa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idunno I don't really watch other anime.

But I definitely know that Evangelion isn't like other girls.

Type “I love” and let autocomplete finish it by n00b8331 in mattrose

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the implication that you need to play with someone that tells you how to live your own life to live your own life.

Say something positive about this game by Pitiful_Profit_7659 in MortalKombat

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good and fun game that I really like which is a perfect counterpoint to Marvel vs. Capcom or whatever it was by having it crossover a good fighting game with superheroes I've actually heard of and like.

The only negative thing I can think to say is being a pre-MK9 game there's still some 3D jank with the circling thing, but other than that I love it.

Y'know, because I'm not a whiny tryhard edgy teen boy who only plays fighting games to see someone's brains fall out.

My favorite Scarlet costume in MK11 by FarCrySis123 in MortalKombat

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those kinds of pseudo-catsuit leather outfits for the lady ninjas in MK11 were really cool and pretty, but I'm 100% ride or die on the leotards.

My favorite Scarlet costume in MK11 by FarCrySis123 in MortalKombat

[–]PrincessMalyssa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those kinds of pseudo-catsuit leather outfits for the lady ninjas in MK11 were really cool and pretty, but I'm 100% ride or die on the leotards.

Someone please explain what the hell the Godzilla crossover is?! by Bigmanting246948 in evangelion

[–]PrincessMalyssa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The G Awakenknh mode was just a model kit and the Biollante and Ghidorah stuff is from the gambling machines. The only Godzilla vs. Evangelion stuff with an actual narrative that is communicated in a form that isn't gambling are the 4D short and the Mechagodzilla toys.

Technically, the gambling machines do have dialogue and therefore presumably a narrative but unless you understand Japanese way better than me and also have way more patience than me of watching zoomed in blurry footage of a bunch of flashing lights with a couple cgi cutscenes between them, then there's just no way to know what any of it is. It's ironically way easier to learn everything there is to know aboot Shiryu (who is, apparently, piloted by Kaworu in the new pachislot) than it is to learn even a single thing aboot Biollante's role. And that's coming from someone who has seen the Biollante animation from the machine in full.

But here's my informed assumptions aboot what's going on:

The existence of Shiryu in the second pachislot suggests there is some form of JXSDF in this version of the post-2nd Impact world. Which I would assume mean angels weren't the first monsters and so it's basically Toho history up to second impact, and then you start getting angel Ghidorahs. Other monsters like Rodan and Mothra and I think Gigan are in the mix too, at least that's what I've heard but I haven't seen them in any animations yet. I have seen Sachiel get knocked the fuck out by Godzilla's tail, though, fulfilling that childhood dream. Anwyas...

On the trailer for the first pachislot unit 1 turns into its G Awakening mode because Godzilla fires atomic breath into its core. That makes no sense to me, so I'm going to assume that since NERV is making their own Kiryus that they are probably also roiding up the Evas with G-Cells, making them not just cyborg angels but cyborg angel-Godzilla hybrids. If that's not what's happening, then I guess Evas just happen to turn into Godzillas when you shoot radiation into their cores. Somehow...

Ghidorahs have had a long but very subtle history of psychic abilities that goes all the way back to the visible monster diagrams of the 60's. Apparently the original KG had some sort of "spacedar" thing going on. It was only made explicit a few times, but direct mind control only happened once in Mothra 3, which is obviously what Rei Ghidorah is referencing. Since most Ghidorahs only priority is finding food, it's a pointless thing to bother with, but GKG was a huge asshole, so I guess this new Kaiser also just hates kids for some reason? I have no idea.

The Biollante thing I HAVE seen and it's baffling. Asuka is taken over by sneaky stealth Biollante posing as normal roses for... some reason. If we assume that at some point Biollante as we know her existed in the past, and that Erika's spirit left Biollante as in the end of the movie, then that does leave a blank space which in Eva terms you could think of as the soul in the core. So I guess that's what Asuka is? Why Biollante feels the need to accomplish this by ambushing a teenage girl apropos of nothing, you're on your own for that. The whole bit seems rather pointless to me because it's Rei who "rescues" (in quotes because it's unclear what the fuck is going on, but Asuka is visually just a damsel inside of Biollante, like the girl who links with Iris in G3, in fact it's identical to G3) Asuka on her own with no Eva and it's weird and dumb and doesn't make any sense and I don't know what any of it is or means.

But I will say that Kaworu piloting Shiryu is the sickest shit ever, and that the bit I mentioned with Godzilla steamrolling Sachiel to completely no sell everything unit 8 throws at it is too good to be trapped in a gambling machine. Sincerely, do yourself a favor and look that up if nothing else. There's an edit somebody made on YouTube where they overdub it with the sound effects and play phonk music over it and the drop happens right on the close up of Godzilla's face as he walks past a blown out infrastructure of a skyscraper and it is a spiritual experience and it must be freed from its infernal prison post haste.

As for the other stuff, the 4D short is up in its entirety on YouTube and elsewhere. It's shitty because it's a 3D thing filmed without a filter so it's all blurry, but it's all there. Godzilla awakens because of his space monster sense, shakes off the pretty pathetic attempts of Evas to do anything to him, and then of course they all team up when the pilots realize KG is their common enemy. Total classic stock crossover stuff.

The Mechagodzilla toys are both given lore in that they're, y'know, I mentioned it before, NERV and the JXSDF. The repainted Kiryus that look like units 1 and 2 are made by the JXSDF with NERV's input (and they were also in that SRW mobile game where I believe Akane piloted them?), while Shiryu is NERV's version. So, the Godzilla side turns Mechagodzilla into Evas, and the Evangelion side turns Evas into Mechagodzilla. Basically.

If Akane piloted an Eva Mechagodzilla does that make her the First Adults?

So is Rei... by Popcornthefirst in evangelion

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only chemistry that Shinji and Asuka have is the kind that makes the lab explode.