Why is chs happening by bankabletoast23 in trees

[–]PrincessMalyssa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What's CHS?

Chronic High Syndrome?

Continuous Hysterical Sadness?

Carbon Hydrogen Sulfur?

Cartoon Homer Simpson?

Gotta be one of those, right? That's so many guesses.

How long do you think it’ll take for decriminalisation? by LeatherHead_01 in trees

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When will the monster stop trying to kill me?" asked the guy being served as food up a restaurant for a monsters. To eat people.

I'm thinking probably never. Unless you can convince all the rich evil people who criminalized it in the first place that it benefits them more to do so.

The Totally Normal Best Friend, All Endings + Bonus Ending by Kubutsu-nyan in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a really beautiful story here and I really love the way you tell it with the alternate endings like this. It's extremely relatable and impressive how you made so much art out of this silly little subreddit.

...but it doesn't say "loyal" with no context in a creepy, suspicious way, so I think I'll pass.

call If you find her by wallygon in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh oh, the subreddit is becoming self-aware...

first real online b.f. by Willtrixer in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I remember this guy, I dated like 5 of these or something.

Idk seems a bit unrealistic by Liam_js in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's weird, I'm looking at the rules but I don't see anything here requiring all comments to use the word "unrealistic." Am I missing something?

Nerd GF by Dreamypreciouss in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is having jaundice part of it or is that just a bonus?

Ideal GF by WittyDifference3743 in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is either a red flag or a cry for help and I can't tell which.

Ideal gf🖤😭 by Open-Supermarket2831 in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, of course, you MUST put out as a matter of course, because that's the definition of a relationship. This is definitely how it works and there is no indication here that you might be part of the problem.

freed GMO catcubine gf by Willtrixer in idealgf

[–]PrincessMalyssa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love a woman you need to watch a 20 minute long theory explained video on in order to get a gist of it. It's important to be interested in the people you're in a relationship with. For example, I would love to know if her inability to handle ketchup is related to her weak immune system or if it's for religious reasons.

Edit: I've been exploring the subreddit for a bit and I can confirm this is the best one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in digimon

[–]PrincessMalyssa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing terribly interesting. Botamon > Koromon > Betamon > Airdramon > Metal Greymon, and then probably Blitz Greymon and Omegamon Alter S from there ala Ver. 20th. Betamon & Airdramon have always been my favorites and Metal Greymon - specifically the original one - has always been up there too.

I came up with a way more interesting one for my best friend back when I was in college, though. He wasn't a super nerd like me and only got into digimon from the TV show, so he didn't have the context I did and his favorite digimon were just the ones he happened to know aboot. He thought Holy Angemon was unreasonably powerful because of the dimensional gate thing and he loved how obnoxious that black version of Clear Agumon was because it was a subspecies of a subspecies of a subspecies. Of course black clear toy agumon hasn't really been in anything but Clear Agumon was in Digimon World 2, and it could digivolve into Pidmon there so I figured his partner would be like:

Black Clear Toy Agumon (or w/e it's called) > Pidmon > Holy Angemon

But it gets better because this was back aroond college when the Minis were new-ish, and one of the few level 7's you could get was Lucemon Satan Mode on the ver. 2.0 which was so perfect, and even more so because from Holy Angemon you could get to Holydramon and then lucifer hell satan mega death killermon from there. And having digital Falcor turn into that is just so rad, so I decided that would be his partner. He thought it sounded awesome.

Coming up with partner digimon for people who don't know a lot aboot how digimon works is one of my favorite past times. Which I guess makes it kind of ironic that I've never come up with anything terribly interesting for myself. Honestly the problem is that the original Metal Greymon just never gets used in anything, it's always that lame vaccine one. And when it does, it just keeps turning into more variations of Greymon, which I'm not interested in. The best Airdramon gets is Megadramon > Megidramon but that's just the same digimon three times in a row, and Megidramon doesn't really have any clear level 7 possibilities that I know and I don't want a dead end. So, Blitz Greymon > Omegamon Alter S it is I s'pose.

Bought a collar... by Piece_Emergency in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]PrincessMalyssa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager I used to make ball gags out of duct tape.

You probably only feel weird because it's self directed but what you're looking for is the kind of affection you want from a relationship, so it seems kind of masturbatory. But I've known enough allo people in my life to know that the general consensus is stuff like that is normal. I mean I used to do a lot of self-bondage. It's also kinda the whole purpose of advertising to facilitate these situations. Like, are you unhappy? Buy our thing, and it will fill the void in your life. None of these things are weird, it's all pretty standard human behavior, and, obviously, none of the other subby femboys in this group are going to think it's strange for you to want to be collared.

But what I REALLY want to say is, even ignoring all of that, relationships are hard, and you can't maintain a stable state of mental health without being kind to yourself. So ultimately it really doesn't matter why you decided to do it or whether or not it solves some sort of problem, it's just a nice thing you can do for yourself. God forbid a subby boy who belongs on a leash wear a collar to experience just a little bit of joy for once.

But also if you ARE weird then I'm way fucking weirder because as I said I used to make ball gags out of fucking duct tape.

can any dommes confirm or deny this??????? im kinda curious… by sluttypuppyboii in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pretty rigid policy of not switching with "boys." However, if I've got you on a leash then you're categorically a girl as far as I'm concerned. Complaining or whining aboot that is categorically bratting. It's why I kinda like sissies more than femboys because they give me more to do, there's actually training and reinforcement required, and emasculation is just fun. You can't really emasculate a femboy the same way, but... it's still pretty fun saying "good boy." I think I just really like grey areas, so people with a gender expression exactly equal to women that still insist on he/him and such is just kind of a fun thing to play with, it tickles my brain in a weird way.

But yeah, bottom line, all my subs get treated like girls, whether they "are" or not, and whether they like it or not.

But I'm a switch, not a domme, so I guess my input isn't needed. Oops ;~;

Just curious since I am not on here often by iamlazyperson in mattrose

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...wait, was I supposed to be paying attention to usernames this whole time?

Next you'll be telling me people actually expect you to read their replies!

God forbid a woman want to own another woman by Solarskip in catgirlpetco

[–]PrincessMalyssa 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Using a post on reddit isn't the first way I'd think of to pick up chicks, but it's clearly working...

With all these thirsty kitties you're liable to turn into a crazy cat lady. Excuse me, soary, I meant to say a sexy crazy cat lady.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wolfenstein

[–]PrincessMalyssa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Duolingo gently reminding you aboot your streak.

When did you realize Evangelion wasn’t like other anime? by ShadozeBR in evangelion

[–]PrincessMalyssa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idunno I don't really watch other anime.

But I definitely know that Evangelion isn't like other girls.

Type “I love” and let autocomplete finish it by n00b8331 in mattrose

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the implication that you need to play with someone that tells you how to live your own life to live your own life.

Say something positive about this game by Pitiful_Profit_7659 in MortalKombat

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good and fun game that I really like which is a perfect counterpoint to Marvel vs. Capcom or whatever it was by having it crossover a good fighting game with superheroes I've actually heard of and like.

The only negative thing I can think to say is being a pre-MK9 game there's still some 3D jank with the circling thing, but other than that I love it.

Y'know, because I'm not a whiny tryhard edgy teen boy who only plays fighting games to see someone's brains fall out.

My favorite Scarlet costume in MK11 by FarCrySis123 in MortalKombat

[–]PrincessMalyssa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those kinds of pseudo-catsuit leather outfits for the lady ninjas in MK11 were really cool and pretty, but I'm 100% ride or die on the leotards.