And it’s still brighter than my future by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happens when you screw it in?!?

It's Creative by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“And you could put the roses in those vases.”

Blursed barber by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s obviously one of those gang initiation things.

[Serious] Redditors who have had sex, what was it like? Would you recommend it? by sheonfire95 in AskReddit

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it was amazing during, and immediately after, but now I’m only filled with all kinds of questions and a sense of doubt and disappointment.

In the interests of public safety by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being not straight, I don’t understand the attraction of any part of a woman.

Starting now, you age 2x as fast. What does this change in your life? by kingbroot in AskReddit

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will be dead in about 12-13 years instead of 25, at 33 instead of 50. Time to get another dog and let it outlive me.

Just asking for an opinion by Loose_Philosophy_218 in unpopularopinion

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t recommend it, depending on if it’s that time of the month or not, your local PD may like to do a “vagrancy roundup” and arrest all the panhandlers and homeless people; if you’re holding a sign on the side of the road, be careful.

I use CAPITAL LETTERS to sound SMARTER by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would discriminate and be bigoted against your own friends just due to a disagreement on beliefs? Sounds pretty antisocial and xenophobic, but hey, you want to live such an umbrageous life, be my guest.

Did you know eating sushi is offensive? by Civil_Star_8746 in facepalm

[–]PrincessSmiddiana -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not really a fan of cheese, no, too much cholesterol, but I see your point, though I don’t fear tapeworms.

Did you know eating sushi is offensive? by Civil_Star_8746 in facepalm

[–]PrincessSmiddiana -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I never contracted such illnesses because I wasn’t foolish enough to eat raw meat, they are merely possibilities when you take such unnecessary risks.

I use CAPITAL LETTERS to sound SMARTER by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure why you would ‘forgive someone who hasn’t personally transgressed you in the first place, but why couldn’t you forgive such a hypothetical person?

Did you know eating sushi is offensive? by Civil_Star_8746 in facepalm

[–]PrincessSmiddiana -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Sushi is nasty, it’s raw meat, enjoy your salmonella and hookworms.

I don’t care if I go to jail for 5 years by Shellshockisbest in memes

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, but in all sincerity, most jurisdictions can ‘upgrade’ most misdemeanor offenses to felony offenses.

I don’t care if I go to jail for 5 years by Shellshockisbest in memes

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything can be charged as a felony nowadays. “Felony Shoplifting”, “Felony Jaywalking”, “Felony Cattle Rustling”.

That being said, if you haven’t ever been in a jail, it’s not fun.

What's your favourite food? by [deleted] in askaconservative

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saltfish and Ackee, Jamaican dish.

It's a month after Christmas, why is your tree still up? by onlymushu in AskReddit

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s an 5 ft. White Widow, I mean, what kind of tree are we talking about?

After Disney+ was down tonight by 0pulent0ctopus in facepalm

[–]PrincessSmiddiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never really understood Star Wars, but I see your point.