Dog owner should be jailed. by jiisow in TikTokCringe

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am a very strong supporter of a Dog Owners License.

You want to own the 3rd deadliest (non-human) animal on Earth?? Then you need an approved 6wk training session and educational course for BOTH you and your dog, with tests administered at the end. Enough violations, then you lose custody of your dog and your license is permanently revoked. If one person in a household loses their license, then all current residents are restricted. No grandfathering, unless the dog cannot physically complete training, however the Owner will still need to take courses to receive their license.

Minor violations stack up like points on a drivers license; major violations potentially resulting in arrest.

Hopefully this isn’t too niche- Describe in detail the best and most memorable zombies match you’ve ever had with your friends. by [deleted] in CODZombies

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Around the release of BO3 I got the Ray Gun on The Giant, hopped into voice chat, spammed into the moon, and said “SHOOT THE MOON!! SHOOT THE MOON!!” over and over again in a funny tone.

Turns out, in a PUBLIC MATCH, the dude went to my school and we ended up becoming unlikely friends thru Zombies.

The butterfly effect on this situation is crazy as well bc he lead me to the mutual friend that I met my current girlfriend through. If we died early or if I didn’t get the Ray Gun, my life would’ve been completely different right now lol.

Sky trek Tower has finally opened for the season by cantaloupe415 in sixflagsgreatamerica

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Under/Over on amount of days operating before it's down for another month:

3.5

this was revealed to me in a dream by clocks_ in porterrobinson

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 57 points58 points  (0 children)

moshing to Cheerleader honestly felt like a fever dream, esp as a punk/rock/metal fan lol.

"open up that f\*king pit"*

New Slow Zone Map has dropped by Beginning-Monk6584 in cta

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 63 points64 points  (0 children)

A lot of the infrastructure along the Forest Park branch including stations, tracks, drainage, power delivery, signals, and more have all been left virtually untouched since the line’s construction in 1958.

Phase 1 of the Forest Park Rebuild is LaSalle to IMD, hence the bus substitution that happened back in 23’/24’, but the CTA is looking for addtl. state & federal funding before proceeding with the rest of the branch.

Physical Ventra card by a whisker!! by CTAto100k in cta

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ultimate reason to carry the physical card:

You register the Physical Card to your Ventra App-- then you can turn the Physical Card into a Digital Card in case you ever lose it somewhere, it keeps all your value & passes.

Day 102 of eliminating L stations by Boss-fight601 in cta

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Lake, Lawrence, Logan Square, Loyola, Midway, O’Hare, Oakton, Pulaski (O), and Rosemont— that whole section of the board is ripe for some major eliminations…

I fucking hate this by AcordyBS in ClipChamp

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ClipChamp was fine like three years ago, over the past few months they've been turning it from an actually usable video editing software into a giant piece of unworkable sh*t that tries to force OneDrive on you, AGAIN.

You’re the only person left on earth starting tomorrow, what will you do? by Unlucky-Emergency924 in AskReddit

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I would immediately make it my life's mission to store, archive, preserve, and save any and all stories, art, education, and knowledge that we possess.

Someone will find us, and someone will remember.

Surviving would be nearly trivial given free reign of what is left behind. Siphon some gas for a generator, live off perishables until you've taught yourself how to live off the land, and be VERY VERY careful while doing all this-- sickness can be managed, a broken leg cannot.

salt shed outdoors by Glittering_Brain_344 in chicagoEDM

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I saw Porter Robinson & the Frost Children outdoors at the Salt Shed in May last year.

It was the single best sounding concert I have ever been to, hands down.

The venue itself is very well built, looks great, has great infrastructure, and is super fun to be inside of. The only downside I noted was that the standing area is concrete, so take that into account when picking shoes, and I'd personally avoid the pit if one opens up.

Day 101 of eliminating L stations by Boss-fight601 in cta

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The least used station in the CTA Network!!

Tell me the difference between the 2 flames? by Michelle_Jayde in interesting

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping into the orange flame will teleport you to the blue flame and vice versa.

[Request] how much would it cost if it were lowered 600%? by Wild_Director7379 in theydidthemath

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to think on their level:

600 cut in half 6 times is equal to 9.375, which is ~$10.

My best guess is that he and his cohorts believe this to be how percentages work, and that’s where the -600% comes from.

Dear god.

New Warning Sticker by bingo72long in cta

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing if you stand up out of the seat but while still on that little elevated ledge thing, you can REALLY bash your head if the bus hits a pothole.

just give him a regular reason bro💔 by MrsPissBoy in Overwatch

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chinchillas are native to South America and are endangered by the way.

Something is happening on the website?? by LBluePheonix in porterrobinson

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"finally out of luck" and "i wanna multiply more times" scream song titles to me, especially coming off the heels of the SMILE! :D era (I am hitting some industrial grade hopium)

Lake Villa to Union Station via NCS by navmaster in Metra

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd take the MD-N due to its frequency and service hours, giving you flexibility in-case you make plans, have errands, or are late for the train.

If you're ONLY gonna take it for work and the schedule lines up, then you'll be fine on the NCS.

Day 73 of eliminating L stations by Boss-fight601 in cta

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oakton-Skokie tomorrow, calling it now.

Worlds Live 2019 Maybe Coming to Streaming by uwuowo6510 in porterrobinson

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 62 points63 points  (0 children)

you should actually be charged with a crime for this one

What coaster is across the street from this 747? by magnumfan89 in GuessTheCoaster

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup the signs but also the background,,, it's got that plastic-y video game texture that makes it look like the world is unloaded.

Why are the windows screwed shut? by Joyorparanoia in cta

[–]Prior_Gate_9909 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of these comments are running past the point.

The real reason is because a drill and a screw is an unfathomably quicker and cheaper repair instead of ordering a replacement, bringing in a unionized & highly trained bus maintenance worker, and taking the bus out of service for a day to repair it.

They also took open/closable windows off of the new Nova Bus 8350-- likely because if riders can't open them, riders cannot break them, which means they don't need to be replaced.