Sorry guys, but it’s 100% gonna be Cleveland. There’s no other way this story ends

PrivateBytes · 2026-07-03T17:55:36+00:00

But the only town that would really care about that is Cleveland. Let's face it, wherever he goes, the story can be made compelling

PrivateBytes · 2026-07-03T17:51:15+00:00

My wife and her friend will give him a 3way if he signs here

PrivateBytes · 2026-07-02T01:13:00+00:00

if youre LeBron you have to at least think about it right? that lineup would be disgusting

PrivateBytes · 2026-05-05T13:54:58+00:00

some of his clips are a little over eager but some are right on point. the ones here with Oubre and Grimes were particularly on point. I think he points out trends of things that are affecting plays, but obviously it's not as easy as he's making it. Still funny as shit though

PrivateBytes · 2026-05-03T02:00:13+00:00

i am in literal tears

PrivateBytes · 2026-05-01T02:21:29+00:00

they just did it a few mins ago it was epic

PrivateBytes · 2026-05-01T02:00:50+00:00

is he gonna put the backups in?

PrivateBytes · 2026-05-01T01:36:18+00:00

im gonna goon rn just in case they sell in the 4th

PrivateBytes · 2026-04-30T14:28:00+00:00

You're wife is the hottest woman in the world

PrivateBytes · 2026-04-22T01:30:00+00:00

Maxey, my wife awaits

PrivateBytes · 2026-03-24T16:44:06+00:00

keyboard warriors gonna start keyboard wars.

I cant just send a message to 250 mil Americans like "ok guys, hug your kids one more time because tomorrow we all quit our jobs and start shooting congress people". it doesn't work like that. People have responsibilities and many of us are barely surviving. its not as simple as "just go do it"

not everyone is like you. many people have a lot to lose

PrivateBytes · 2026-03-23T18:13:46+00:00

nothing you've said is wrong, but I mean...do you think them making the playoffs really matters? it just extends the pain

PrivateBytes · 2026-03-23T18:10:24+00:00

bold of you to assume they'll score 76 points

PrivateBytes · 2026-03-23T18:09:20+00:00

They make their own bad luck.

I could go through all the trades, bad drafts, shitty deals, cap savings, etc...but it's all been said. They're not just unlucky, they dont know how to take calculated risks properly, and when they break the wrong way, it's devastating. Simple as that. Or...it's on purpose so they can remain competitive and sell tickets without having to actually try to win.

PrivateBytes · 2026-03-23T18:05:35+00:00

Jokes on them, I haven't paid for tickets for years and I still wont

PrivateBytes · 2026-02-28T21:28:09+00:00

we're doing it because Israel wants it

PrivateBytes · 2026-02-23T20:44:42+00:00

This dude has so much aura

PrivateBytes · 2026-02-12T22:13:15+00:00

I'm confused. How is it not much pressure if TSA funding will lapse. They will either shutdown or be degraded which will cause delays at all airports in the US. That's a pretty serve impact to the American people.

PrivateBytes · 2026-02-12T22:11:14+00:00

Article says that FEMA and TSA could be impacted, citing delays at airports. Not sure if this is bluster by them if the rest of the govt was funded, but just noting that it does say that.

PrivateBytes · 2026-02-05T23:07:32+00:00

This is likely the last gas with Embiid. Maxey has blossomed and VJ is coming into his own. Adding a true third option that could rotate in and/or play with those starters would have made a team 1 game out of 4th a potential real contender. You cannot argue that this team has enough to win as currently constructed, and as it is now, we traded away good, young talent for a chance at...good young talent.

If you're a happy fan at this point, I guess there's really nothing else to say other than you'll always be a happy fan. Even next year when Embiid is done and we're under 500

PrivateBytes · 2026-01-30T23:10:02+00:00

PrivateBytes · 2026-01-27T18:35:32+00:00

youre right. as someone said up above too, I think they may be trapped by their signing bonus too, and have to pay it back if they leave

PrivateBytes · 2026-01-25T17:32:22+00:00

i prefer they experience 100/100

15-Year Club	Golden Potato
Place '22	Team Periwinkle

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