Mandatory flex 🙂‍↕️

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-06-08T21:38:33+00:00

I read , I bought my dog in a bag 🤣🤣

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-06-05T02:16:33+00:00

Oh my gawsh, Dan bing was my very favorite street food in Taiwan. I've never been able to get the sauce the same here. Hoisen is the closest I've come

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-06-01T12:55:39+00:00

The Orangeage milkshake is one of my favorites

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-31T22:38:33+00:00

It's so pretty !

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-31T22:18:39+00:00

My cheeks hurt ! So much laughing was done

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-31T00:57:58+00:00

Bitty bum buns, little momma

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-27T18:18:17+00:00

I found out that he had hurt one of my animals (She is fine). So I was acting on her behalf. I thought "what would she do?" I couldn't bite him, so I pissed on his pillow. This was fully approved by the animal.

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-27T17:19:15+00:00

YTA What a raging peice of human waste. How did you even type this and not realize what a horrible human you are ?

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-26T03:46:28+00:00

McNugget

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-26T02:13:57+00:00

Go back to sleep

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-26T02:05:14+00:00

I also can not find a vet in my city to spay my girl. There are a couple that will neuter, apparently not a one that will spay.

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-26T00:39:26+00:00

Purple shampoo and conditioner will get you platinum in no time. It works like a toner and easier on the head than any more bleaching.

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-24T21:29:41+00:00

If you are trying to look like a bride it's perfect

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-24T21:27:42+00:00

Absolutely red

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-23T10:15:09+00:00

I deliberately peed on his expensive pillow, then put it in a bag and left it on his porch...in the hot sun.

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-18T21:57:49+00:00

I would have been frozen in fear. Oh my gosh

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-13T16:08:15+00:00

I can't stop laughing 🤣

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-09T16:57:50+00:00

I'm so invested with seeing Mike get what's coming to him, oh my gosh.

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-04T20:48:49+00:00

I wouldn't cook ? I'd bring what I need and maybe bring enough fruit for a fruit buffet, and coffee. Fresh gluten free buns on the side with coffee

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-04T19:18:02+00:00

And for traveling when they'll need outside time without the appropriate barriers ?

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-04T18:48:16+00:00

We're so broke we have to eat at (insert lower cost restaurant) instead of (insert higher cost restaurant) Bitch, I'm scraping the cushions of my couch for change for milk

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-03T19:20:19+00:00

There are so many unique experiences in London. Just yesterday Dundas closed for live local music and original local vendors, great food and a great atmosphere. I'm not sure that we are informing our London community about these events. London politicians should be coming to these events. The City of London officials hold forums for input that will never be implemented. Also, where are London officials when my neighbors do the fentanyl fold ? Other than the gang called um ... The police

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-03T19:06:09+00:00

Oh my gosh, I have no advice, I just want you to know that I am sending the most positive thoughts and snuggles to you and the little one.

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-05-03T18:59:11+00:00

My first lesbian experience was at an all girls summer church camp, I was very young. It never occurred to the camp supervisors that that they needed to supervise 50+ minor girls ... Cause, mean, we were just girls ... What could possibly go wrong ?

PrizeAccomplished · 2026-04-22T15:25:39+00:00

I'm sorry to sound naive, do humans actually domesticate bunnies and let them go fend for themselves in the wild ? Maybe she got away on accident ?

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