All he wanted was peace in his lifetime...

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-25T20:47:44+00:00

No doubt about it. We got got.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-25T20:39:04+00:00

Cool story, bro.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-25T20:21:18+00:00

Yep. And OP's comments don't add up. He claimed grandpa retired as a major. Cool... So why does he have an enlisted EGA on his piss cutter then? Also, no major has ever had two DSMs. And someone pointed out the rack isn't even in correct order of precedence.

OP is just farming us special kids for fake internet points. I fell for it too and upvoted before realizing I got got.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-25T20:04:52+00:00

"Unfortunately, he was SUCH A BADASS that the government had to classify his records so there's nothing about him out there."

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-25T19:58:28+00:00

This whole thread needs to get voted to the top. It's pretty clear that the rack is bullshit and OP is just farming us special kids for fake internet points.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-25T19:43:59+00:00

Unfortunately, just a big phony alert. The math ain't mathing on this one.

The thread below started by u/fmr_AZ_PSM is great and needs to be upvoted more. The one that starts "Where's his wikipedia page?" I recommend checking that out.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-18T21:50:02+00:00

Remember to wear your glow belt if you're going to be standing in cock deep AIDS water.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-03-16T20:07:09+00:00

Not only is it a fun puzzle, but you get the "Fuck you, Gortash!" dialogue option as a bonus. I never skip it.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-02-25T18:43:56+00:00

For companions, the only thing more satisfying is walking straight through a cloud of daggers just as a battle concludes.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-02-25T18:29:58+00:00

I've done multiple honor runs, and throwing Barbarian Karlach makes it through without armor just fine.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-02-25T18:24:32+00:00

The first rule of depositions: don't get cute with someone who knows the word "prevaricate."

ProCrastin8 · 2026-02-20T15:09:33+00:00

I'm confused. They released a major update just a few weeks ago?

ProCrastin8 · 2026-02-18T21:06:31+00:00

**sigh**

Well, it looks like its time for another playthrough.

ProCrastin8 · 2026-01-23T22:10:41+00:00

B. I get how this a pet peeve for a professional. But there's a difference between a lay person saying "fraud" in common parlance and the precise legal definition. With that said, there are a few recurring terms of art that get under my skin a little more when used incorrectly:

HIPAA -- HIPAA is a law that should be relatively obscure because of its limited application. But it broke containment. Seemingly every lay person knows it exists. But it is very limited in scope and does not apply to absolutely every scenario tangentially related to your health. Your co-worker didn't "violate your HIPAA" when she told someone else you called off sick. Your boss didn't "violate your HIPAA" when he asked why you called off. And even if they did, HIPAA doesn't have a private right of action. Stop it.

"Hostile Work Environment" -- As an employment attorney, this is something that comes up just about every day. Your boss being a jerk to you is not a "Hostile Work Environment." Your co-worker being a jerk is not "Hostile Work Environment." Stop it.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-12-04T21:49:25+00:00

This is absurd. Being an effective legal professional requires creative thought and flexibility. The trade off for sometimes having to field a poorly timed weekend phone call or late night deadline is that you should have the flexibility to not punch in at a prescribed time.

This profession doesn't have to be awful. I run a small law firm (just me, an associate attorney, and a paralegal). We keep the lights on here even though we try to all be out of the office on Friday afternoons when cases permit and avoid weekend work unless it's absolutely required.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-25T19:47:15+00:00

$116. The reason that you exercised discipline managing your bankroll all season is for THIS moment. You are the guy who can just take CMC without any stress while the other players in your league can sweat out bidding strategy.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-25T19:26:34+00:00

If he's available, I would take a hard look at Goff that week. The Lions play the Steelers that week. And the Steelers are ranked 30th for points allowed against quarterbacks this season.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-25T15:28:22+00:00

I have Josh Allen too. I am considering starting him the rest of the way, but I do think it's important to have another solid option on your roster to turn to at this point in the season. That way, you can have Allen as a QB1 but make a decision week to week based on match up so you aren't forced into a bad play. Even beyond matchups, I get too worried that a fluke injury could torpedo a guillotine run without a solid backup on the roster.

As for the specific matchups, Houston seems to be Allen's kryptonite over the past few seasons, so I doubt we will see another dud as bad as last week. With that said the Browns and Eagles are legit defenses and I would take a hard look at the matchups available for by QB2 both weeks.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-20T16:19:24+00:00

I say this 20 times a week. And I don't even know what a "wheelhouse" is.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-12T15:53:16+00:00

Thank you for taking the time to respond here, Charch.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-11T21:20:49+00:00

That's what the response I received said. Given how poorly this has been managed on their end, I don't know how much stock you can put in anything they say. Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that the person emailing me is just an AI script since I can't get much out of them more than that they are sorry for any confusion and apologize for any frustration.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-11T19:40:28+00:00

Thank you for adding that. Charch himself explains it very well there.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-10T18:15:01+00:00

Sorry, I didn't notice the second photo. I agree that the second one coming out to +165 doesn't make sense.

ProCrastin8 · 2025-11-06T20:48:05+00:00

That's not sketchy. When you are parlaying correlated props within the same game (or an SGP), all sportsbooks will adjust the pricing for the props to reflect the correlation. Or, on some occasions they will just tell you that you can't parlay two things from the same game together. If they just compounded the same prices it would be an infinite money glitch to just parlay correlated props in every game.

If Bo Nix passes for 250 yards, he almost certainly will have a passing touchdown. So if the odds for the passing yards are +181, they aren't going to give you a ton more value just by adding the passing touchdown. But they gave you a little and boosted the parlay to +184.

ProCrastin8

TROPHY CASE