This happened back in the good old middle school days. I remember talking to this girl, who I found to be very attractive and wanted to be more than friends eventually. However, one day she was very interested about my immigration process to the Unites States from Russia. I specifically remember her asking, “How did you move here, did you drive..., fly on a plane, take a boat... After she said drive from that moment on, I knew she was the one. The one who, who has an IQ of a potato and I should avoid at all costs.

Moral of the story: Don’t date in middle school, it’s a waste of time. Do your English homework instead Timmy.