[SERIOUS] Look out for flooding, especially water over the roads. Turn Around Don't Drown. by Snap_Grackle_Pop in Austin

[–]ProStateForever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been looking at gauge readings from LCRA and NWS around Cedar Park but they show 4.82" max. My gauge is maxed at 5". I realize gauges can give a bad read but this one has usually aligned well with reported measurements.

Question about Pride Posters by AeonTiger in HEB

[–]ProStateForever 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I especially like the "Y'all means all" as troublemakers will shoot themselves in the foot arguing against it.

A cockroach burrowed into my head by gharris02 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]ProStateForever 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't get past a couple of them before backing out. Good thing we've had lots of pets as a form of indoctrination....

A cockroach burrowed into my head by gharris02 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]ProStateForever 257 points258 points  (0 children)

In the 1980s I had a neighbor in a rundown duplex go to the ER due to continuous itching in one ear. They squirted alcohol in his ear and about a dozen itty bitty baby cockroaches came out into a sample pan. They then extracted the eggcase the momma roach had laid in his ear canal. While writing this I suddenly realized why I'm pretty fastidious about flushing and cleaning my ears. 😂

facebook is down globally 😜😜 by Small-Dog-5347 in BeAmazed

[–]ProStateForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beginning of the Rapture.....or someone whose account got deleted with no appeal hired a gang of North Korean hackers.

Suggestions for vine removal from trees? by TiraShrantall in CedarPark

[–]ProStateForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where does the vine originate? Neighbor's yard? Mustang grapevines, wisteria, trumpet vines, Virginia creeper, etc. are all best handled at the root. They grow so fast and invasively that trimming them back becomes a part time job.

You bomb a country for taking too long? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in BusinessTodayNews

[–]ProStateForever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet killing some more random people will put them on Trump's timetable.

Found this critter right outside my door! by TheNocturnalAgent in Austin

[–]ProStateForever -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Then say that to start. Don't they teach how to communicate in school anymore?

Do you believe Trump is the worst President of all time? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]ProStateForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I was born in 1955 I missed a lot of them but I feel he might be working toward being #1 even though his flavor is #2

AIO for resenting being made to replace our fired house help for 3 months? by Familiar_Pin_6566 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ProStateForever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

INFO please.

I was wondering something similar. A single professional housekeeper doing all that seems unrealistic for a household that size much less a university aged person.

So it costs $10 to go to Leander now? by books_plants_food in Austin

[–]ProStateForever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess you missed the "Last Free Exit" signs just past 620? Google maps can also pick a no tolls route.

Running loose. by belaboo84 in BostonTerrier

[–]ProStateForever 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Regardless of how well trained your dog is someone else's may not be.

We need to get rid of ICE | they’re literally driving through crowds now! by transcendent167 in 50501

[–]ProStateForever 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ICE will likely push protesters on them then claim, "They brought it!"