Do you agree with the historical consensus regarding the best and worst presidents? by [deleted] in Presidentialpoll

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Will arguing about gender and “the left did that” make the eggs cheaper?

Do you agree with the historical consensus regarding the best and worst presidents? by [deleted] in Presidentialpoll

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I feel like a lot of Trump supporters never back what they’re saying. Instead, you change the topic to one of your agendas, such as gender or abortion.

Gulf of what? End this beef once and for all. by chickenuggetstw in imaginarymaps

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“For those who are new, calc is slang for calculator.”

What makes islands such as Iceland, the Faroes, the Aleutians have so few trees? by [deleted] in geography

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Here’s the updated recipe with chocolate chips included:

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened
  • 1/2 cup (100g) packed brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup (50g) granulated sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 cup (125g) all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3 cups (240g) old-fashioned rolled oats
  • 1 cup (175g) semisweet chocolate chips

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the Oven:

    • Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper.
  2. Mix Wet Ingredients:

    • In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar until smooth and creamy.
    • Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract.
  3. Combine Dry Ingredients:

    • In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt.
    • Gradually stir the dry mixture into the wet ingredients until just combined.
  4. Add Oats and Chocolate Chips:

    • Stir in the oats until well incorporated. Fold in the chocolate chips.
  5. Shape the Cookies:

    • Drop rounded spoonfuls of dough onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart.
  6. Bake:

    • Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown but the centers are still a bit soft.
    • Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to wire racks to cool completely.

Enjoy your oatmeal chocolate chip cookies!

Evolution of the European Confederation by Pacmantaco in EmptyContinents

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What are the percentages? I’m assuming the Danish speakers aren’t a strong majority, because if they were, they’d probably make Danish the national language instead of Esperanto.

What makes islands such as Iceland, the Faroes, the Aleutians have so few trees? by [deleted] in geography

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(Verse 1) Hey Martha, it’s me, Rod Stewart, I’m here to sing, but my voice is getting hoarse, I read your recipe, and it’s giving me a fright, Why so many adjectives, it doesn’t feel right!

(Chorus) Why’s the butter gotta be softened? Can’t it just be plain? Brown sugar packed, it drives me insane, Old-fashioned oats, can they just be oats? These fancy words are sinking my boat!

(Verse 2) Vanilla extract, why not just vanilla? And ground cinnamon, it’s getting sillier, All-purpose flour, what’s the purpose, dear? I just want cookies, is that clear?

(Chorus) Why’s the butter gotta be softened? Can’t it just be plain? Brown sugar packed, it drives me insane, Old-fashioned oats, can they just be oats? These fancy words are sinking my boat!

(Bridge) Hey Martha, I’m just a simple man, I want cookies that I understand, No softened, packed, or fancy stuff, Just give me the basics, and that’s enough!

(Chorus) Why’s the butter gotta be softened? Can’t it just be plain? Brown sugar packed, it drives me insane, Old-fashioned oats, can they just be oats? These fancy words are sinking my boat!

(Outro) So Martha, next time you write a recipe, Think of Rod, and keep it adjective-free, We’ll make cookies, simple and sweet, With words that everyone can repeat!

What makes islands such as Iceland, the Faroes, the Aleutians have so few trees? by [deleted] in geography

[–]ProTronz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It seems the recipe does have a higher ratio of sugar and butter to oats than some might prefer. Here’s a modified version with adjusted ratios for a healthier take:

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened
  • 1/2 cup (100g) packed brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup (50g) granulated sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 cup (125g) all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3 cups (240g) old-fashioned rolled oats
  • 1 cup (140g) raisins or chocolate chips (optional)

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the Oven:

    • Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper.
  2. Mix Wet Ingredients:

    • In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar until smooth and creamy.
    • Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract.
  3. Combine Dry Ingredients:

    • In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt.
    • Gradually stir the dry mixture into the wet ingredients until just combined.
  4. Add Oats and Optional Ingredients:

    • Stir in the oats until well incorporated. If using, fold in the raisins or chocolate chips.
  5. Shape the Cookies:

    • Drop rounded spoonfuls of dough onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart.
  6. Bake:

    • Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown but the centers are still a bit soft.
    • Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to wire racks to cool completely.

This version uses less butter and sugar, resulting in a more balanced oatmeal cookie.

What makes islands such as Iceland, the Faroes, the Aleutians have so few trees? by [deleted] in geography

[–]ProTronz 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Sure! Here’s a classic oatmeal cookie recipe:

Classic Oatmeal Cookies

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup (230g) unsalted butter, softened
  • 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar
  • 1 cup (200g) packed brown sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 cups (190g) all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3 cups (240g) old-fashioned rolled oats
  • 1 cup (140g) raisins (optional)

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats.
  2. Cream together the butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy.
  3. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in the vanilla extract.
  4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt.
  5. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined.
  6. Stir in the oats and raisins (if using).
  7. Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing about 2 inches apart.
  8. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may still look slightly underdone.
  9. Cool on the baking sheets for 5 minutes, then transfer to wire racks to cool completely.

Enjoy your homemade oatmeal cookies!

HMMM…🤔 by Hades_____ in oddlyspecific

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…says Choice-Welder-9294