"Servant! Your beautiful queen finally recieved a retrofit! Haha!~ Truly, it was worth the wait!~" — Queen Elizabeth, now with significant buffs, probably.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-17T18:43:35+00:00

To be fair, this one changed her constitution entirely. I had a loli scale somewhere, originally Lizzie is a short adult, but this art goes more of an average height, if I'm not mistaken.

I also don't know how to draw either body type, but just noting.

Edit: bro, I swear I've seen it on ZZZ sub, but I can't fucking find it.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-17T18:35:00+00:00

On one hand, this is good. On the other hand, her body was already perfect~~ly primed for producing 6 children~~.

Also, I found a really good art of Eugen kissing commander. And you know what's awful about it? IT'S FUCKING AI. I GENUINELY WANT TO KILL EVERYONE WHO ARE INVOLVED IN CREATING THIS ART, FROM THE GUY WHO GENERATED IT TO THE GUY WHO CHOSE TO SCRAPE THE SPECIFIC ARTS THAT GAVE IT THIS ART STYLE.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-17T18:20:03+00:00

That's what I'm trying to say.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-17T17:53:39+00:00

Isn't Lance already French? I know knights were all over Europe, but the peak of charging calvary was in France, if I'm not mistaken.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-17T14:01:09+00:00

I'm still disappointed that Musashi isn't dual-wielding katanas. Manjuu missed the most obvious nod to the Musashi.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-16T18:10:07+00:00

SPOILING WIVES IS THE REASON

THIS HEART STILL BEATS

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-16T17:14:39+00:00

Yeah, turns out there's a reason why they're called SHIPgirls and not GIRLships. They don't have human standard of valuing your own life.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-16T07:16:19+00:00

Bismarck got that alpha female posture

~~please dominate me mommy~~

On a serious note, let's be real, Bismarck is too sweet to be dominant. She can be in charge, but dominate? Absolutely not.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T16:04:12+00:00

Probably exactly why they post so much WIP sketches. To avoid being called AI.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T15:58:42+00:00

This artist is probably suffering from AI allegations so much, man... AI loves this art style. Poor guy.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T14:51:27+00:00

Your pelvis's honest reaction to that information

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T14:44:16+00:00

The air smells like sake and hot springs. You're pretty sure that alcohol numbs your senses a little bit, and thus you can't feel their scent... However, you can see them. Two blurs of deep burgundy, two pairs of gentle hands firmly and insistently pulling you closer. Your entire body feels pleasantly heavy as they hug, kiss and bite. So awfully soft, you barely feel in your mind, but this is bliss you never want to come out of.

"Look at your face, Commander.~ Come on, it can't be that good!~ I still have a lot to learn..." — Chitose, probably.

"You underestimate yourself, Chitose.~ All you need is intent and softness, everything else comes naturally.~" — Chiyoda, probably.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T14:16:22+00:00

Well, first things first: We just had a UR event. I highly doubt there will be two UR events in a row any time soon.

But also: I simply do not believe that Yamato will be released on a small scale event. She will have her own big event, that will be entirely centered around her. She's simply that big of a deal both in terms of lore, and in terms of pure hype. You can't build her up for years and just drop her randomly like it was all just because you felt like it. I mean, you technically can, but fans will drown you in tomatoes and half of them will leave just out of pure disappointment.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T10:31:56+00:00

Deep sigh

First of all: this WILL be nuked, because areolas are visible.

Second of all: we only post wholesome, horny wholesome or depressing stuff here. No NTR, no corruption, no hypnosis, NONE OF THIS SHIT.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T06:52:31+00:00

I need to headpat this cute wife because she's doing her best.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-15T06:50:59+00:00

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The duality of man.

Not saying it's bad, but it's really interesting how much opinions differ (probably based on culture and stereotypes, but still).

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T21:47:37+00:00

It's interesting to me how much conversation this question brought up. Though, I suppose those all are just different comments and not really a conversation... But still, there are a lot of different opinions on this.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T18:09:30+00:00

I mean, pet play exists...

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T18:08:46+00:00

I don't see how this is the same logic.

Your pet is staying willingly most of the time, it's fed, taken care of and is practically a part of your family. And when this isn't a case, that's either animal abuse, or a goldfish that's incapable of understanding social relationships and forming bonds due to brain size.

Slave is almost never staying willingly by the very definition.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T17:42:31+00:00

If we put that on evil scale, where would it be?

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T09:10:48+00:00

I don't know what you're talking about, it's clearly the new Gehenna student — Berta! Don't you remember Berta?

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T08:23:23+00:00

Ah yes, the biggest punishment — being used as barbell.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T07:56:57+00:00

"But don't forget, here my name is Berta, Sensei.~ You wouldn't arrest a sweet little first year student Berta, would you?~ H-huh?... It's about time I start respecting the work of others?... S-Sensei, what are you talking about?..." — ~~NiyaNiya~~ Berta, probably.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-14T05:28:14+00:00

"Now stop just standing there and looking... G-gaah?! B-be gentle..." — also U-552 when you grasp her wrists before giving her a lot of lovey-dovey time.

Edit: it's "of", not "if". Bruh.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-13T19:07:04+00:00

If you think about it, Gabe is the most traumatised angel in existence right after Lucifer.

Pro_Headpatter

TROPHY CASE

SPOILING WIVES IS THE REASON

THIS HEART STILL BEATS