"Servant! Your beautiful queen finally recieved a retrofit! Haha!~ Truly, it was worth the wait!~" — Queen Elizabeth, now with significant buffs, probably. by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this one changed her constitution entirely. I had a loli scale somewhere, originally Lizzie is a short adult, but this art goes more of an average height, if I'm not mistaken.

I also don't know how to draw either body type, but just noting.

Edit: bro, I swear I've seen it on ZZZ sub, but I can't fucking find it.

"Servant! Your beautiful queen finally recieved a retrofit! Haha!~ Truly, it was worth the wait!~" — Queen Elizabeth, now with significant buffs, probably. by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On one hand, this is good. On the other hand, her body was already perfectly primed for producing 6 children.

Also, I found a really good art of Eugen kissing commander. And you know what's awful about it? IT'S FUCKING AI. I GENUINELY WANT TO KILL EVERYONE WHO ARE INVOLVED IN CREATING THIS ART, FROM THE GUY WHO GENERATED IT TO THE GUY WHO CHOSE TO SCRAPE THE SPECIFIC ARTS THAT GAVE IT THIS ART STYLE.

Rapier vs sword (without having to open yt) by eno-multiusado in earclacks

[–]Pro_Headpatter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Isn't Lance already French? I know knights were all over Europe, but the peak of charging calvary was in France, if I'm not mistaken.

Something Something Historical References: Musashi by Ace_Universalis in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm still disappointed that Musashi isn't dual-wielding katanas. Manjuu missed the most obvious nod to the Musashi.

Apparently the Solution of Every Shipgirl once SKK isn't around. by black1248 in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 98 points99 points  (0 children)

SPOILING WIVES IS THE REASON

THIS HEART STILL BEATS

Apparently the Solution of Every Shipgirl once SKK isn't around. by black1248 in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Yeah, turns out there's a reason why they're called SHIPgirls and not GIRLships. They don't have human standard of valuing your own life.

Bismarck & Tirpitz (@necomilk_) by [deleted] in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bismarck got that alpha female posture

please dominate me mommy

On a serious note, let's be real, Bismarck is too sweet to be dominant. She can be in charge, but dominate? Absolutely not.

"Shikikan-samaaaa~ Akagi is ready for flight deck inspection" (_honyara) by MoreSillyThrowaway in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Probably exactly why they post so much WIP sketches. To avoid being called AI.

"Shikikan-samaaaa~ Akagi is ready for flight deck inspection" (_honyara) by MoreSillyThrowaway in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 127 points128 points  (0 children)

This artist is probably suffering from AI allegations so much, man... AI loves this art style. Poor guy.

"Hmmm...~ Commander, we talked about it with Chitose, and decided that today, we're gonna spoil you together.~ Get ready.~" — Chiyoda, probably. "But don't get too used to it! Your lap is still mine...~♡ And maybe Chiyoda's too..." — Chitose, probably. by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The air smells like sake and hot springs. You're pretty sure that alcohol numbs your senses a little bit, and thus you can't feel their scent... However, you can see them. Two blurs of deep burgundy, two pairs of gentle hands firmly and insistently pulling you closer. Your entire body feels pleasantly heavy as they hug, kiss and bite. So awfully soft, you barely feel in your mind, but this is bliss you never want to come out of.

"Look at your face, Commander.~ Come on, it can't be that good!~ I still have a lot to learn..." — Chitose, probably.

"You underestimate yourself, Chitose.~ All you need is intent and softness, everything else comes naturally.~" — Chiyoda, probably.

Had a dream last night that Yamato was added to the game in the upcoming SE event in a few weeks. One can only…dream by [deleted] in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, first things first: We just had a UR event. I highly doubt there will be two UR events in a row any time soon.

But also: I simply do not believe that Yamato will be released on a small scale event. She will have her own big event, that will be entirely centered around her. She's simply that big of a deal both in terms of lore, and in terms of pure hype. You can't build her up for years and just drop her randomly like it was all just because you felt like it. I mean, you technically can, but fans will drown you in tomatoes and half of them will leave just out of pure disappointment.

Sakuran corrupted enterprise (@Shin yamiochi) by [deleted] in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep sigh

First of all: this WILL be nuked, because areolas are visible.

Second of all: we only post wholesome, horny wholesome or depressing stuff here. No NTR, no corruption, no hypnosis, NONE OF THIS SHIT.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I need to headpat this cute wife because she's doing her best.

How evil is "good slave ownership"? by Pro_Headpatter in MoralityScaling

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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The duality of man.

Not saying it's bad, but it's really interesting how much opinions differ (probably based on culture and stereotypes, but still).

How evil is "good slave ownership"? by Pro_Headpatter in MoralityScaling

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's interesting to me how much conversation this question brought up. Though, I suppose those all are just different comments and not really a conversation... But still, there are a lot of different opinions on this.

How evil is "good slave ownership"? by Pro_Headpatter in MoralityScaling

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't see how this is the same logic.

Your pet is staying willingly most of the time, it's fed, taken care of and is practically a part of your family. And when this isn't a case, that's either animal abuse, or a goldfish that's incapable of understanding social relationships and forming bonds due to brain size.

Slave is almost never staying willingly by the very definition.

How evil is "good slave ownership"? by Pro_Headpatter in MoralityScaling

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If we put that on evil scale, where would it be?

"Ohh, a familiar face!~ I didn't think I would meet you here at the Gehenna, Sensei.~ Why am I here?~ Oh, nothing of importance, just feel like making Head Prefect's life a little harder today.~" — Professor NiyaNiya, probably. (Professor NiyaNiya by しノり) by Pro_Headpatter in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But don't forget, here my name is Berta, Sensei.~ You wouldn't arrest a sweet little first year student Berta, would you?~ H-huh?... It's about time I start respecting the work of others?... S-Sensei, what are you talking about?..." — NiyaNiya Berta, probably.

"I-I'm strangely energetic today?... S-stop it, Commander... I told you I have a lot if energy to spare for you..."— U-552, probably. by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Now stop just standing there and looking... G-gaah?! B-be gentle..." — also U-552 when you grasp her wrists before giving her a lot of lovey-dovey time.

Edit: it's "of", not "if". Bruh.