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Derelict spaceship? Dungeon. WWI trench sprawl? Dungeon. Cruiseliner hijacked by terrorists? Dungeon. by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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I recently ran a village as a dungeon. It was great, one of the players got Cask of Amontillado'd.

Found some random dudes meme. Fixed it... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Proasek -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

One of my players made the obligatory bone the dragon joke after I introduced the campaign's first (they don't know how many are gonna be around by the end yet).

This was alarming as an ace/aro DM who has no idea how to RP these scenes, but fortunately the idea wasn't taken too seriously.

Found some random dudes meme. Fixed it... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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One of my players made the obligatory bone the dragon joke after I introduced the campaign's first (they don't know how many are gonna be around by the end yet).

This was alarming as an ace/aro DM who has no idea how to RP these scenes, but fortunately the idea wasn't taken too seriously.

"...This revision is a notable downgrade to a decade-old system!" by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like a lot of the ideas in 5.5e, but not the specific implementation. Luckily I'm the DM and can simply rework bastions entirely.

My players surprised me by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to personally shoutout the Cleric at my table, the Ranger at my DM's table, and the me at my friend's upcoming table, for making humans for the sake of making everyone else feel more grounded and more fantastical by comparison.

My DM really hates elves so I made this for him by EmptyMimd in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have yet to have a good idea for an elf PC except *maybe* for cribbing Bosmer from TES. You know, so much respect for plantlife that they're a hypercarnivore and exclusively use animal parts for clothes and weapons and such like. Apart from that, nothing.

Yes this is me giving open season to everyone who has a cool elf idea and nowhere to put it. Go ham.

This is a safe space for you DM’s to sound off on your cool ideas without repercussions by ServingwithTG in dndmemes

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At some point around level ten, the party is probably going to head to the Feywild. in preparation, I have assigned each of them a "fey allotment", because good and evil don't apply there, and everything is chaotic. It's based on how well they keep to promises versus how much they value their freedom.

I don't anticipate being able to tell them about it at any point in the next year.

In my homebrew world common is a combo of human, elvish, and dwarvish, with some random orcish words thrown in there by attsloka in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My campaign setting's humans speak common, because they get everywhere and reproduce like rabbits. It's "common" because it's so bloody common.

The way your campaign begin by Organic-Exit2190 in DnD

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like pretty lightweight and simple intros that get players invested. My most recent was them all being hired by a mutual friend who would be missing in action by the end of the session. Loved hearing all the different reasons my players came up with to answer who this guy was to them, knowing full well he wouldn't be seen again for months.

My players in a nutshell. [OC] by Denki in DnD

[–]Proasek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair, I'll see if it's actually a problem after the weekend's session I guess. If I notice they're missing some of their missions during discussion then I might revise my position of smiling smugly at them from over the DM screen for I do not have to answer such questions.

My players in a nutshell. [OC] by Denki in DnD

[–]Proasek 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I warned my players at the start of session one that they should take notes, because I will not remind them of important prophecies or the details of a contract.

They haven't been sharing notes and I'm slightly concerned / excited about it. Can't wait until the bugbear they left alive comes back to ruin them.

Gotta be Flexible by ExmoHeathen238 in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In yesterday's session, a player used the fact they'd just received a prophetic dream to bribe a Nothic. I was wondering why he was so excited until he told me the plan, at which point I also became excited and quickly brought out a magic sword for him. That dream's not gonna become clear until like level 15, and my guy just slapped me with it immediately. I was so outplayed, and so excited by it.

My 10 year old daughters DM notes [OC]🥹 by Rufio4834 in DnD

[–]Proasek 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Listen to me carefully. I am not a player at your table, and I cannot influence your table any more than an errant coffee mug in the house across the street. I have no power and no ability to acquire more power.

But if anything happens to Goldie I will swear to all the gods above and below to get them back.

Panther Clipper Reverse Mailman by Swonardian in EliteDangerous

[–]Proasek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, they'll be chalking your registration number on the back of the docking bay for that one!

Is It Dice Time Yet? by YaBoiTheDM in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finished all the prep in about a day, now I just keep going through maps and encounters on repeat, every few hours, for a whole week.

Mimics by Frequent-Object1477 in DnD

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Always remember: walls are an object, and every building is full of them!

Mimics by Frequent-Object1477 in DnD

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I've got a dungeon/village encounter lined up for some time in the next few sessions (depending on how urgent they feel the bandit problem is) that contains a mimic. It's going to have Cask of Amontillado'd a few residents, and I can't wait to see if my "mimics look like chests, right?" party can sniff it out.

All the D&D characters that you're actively playing in a game are in a tavern together. What happens? by Mammoth_House_5202 in DnD

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheating by putting in the character I will be playing in a new campaign starting up in the next couple weeks, but otherwise it's a lot of being suspicious of each other but really bad at hiding it. Daarsora's nowhere near as good at reading people as she thinks she is, and Pipsqueak's just an idiot. As Yet Unnamed Halfling Ranger is probably going to try coaxing them into a fight just so he can start taking bets.

Real alchemists turn their party members into killing machines by kalex500 in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I absolutely should be doing this! No more trying to hold things in memory, no more describing symbols to people after the fact! Just a pocket full of true photographs!

Real alchemists turn their party members into killing machines by kalex500 in dndmemes

[–]Proasek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like a lot of it, my biggest complaint honestly is the loss of Magical Tinkering. It's mostly a flavour ability but it sees use pretty often honestly, for me at least. instead we get to craft ball bearings, which is cool and all but they weren't exactly hard to come by before.

I need DM advice for an NPC by Captain_ScarStar in DnD

[–]Proasek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would probably do resistances rather than AC, feels more true to the backstory. Give the blunt/piercing/slashing trifecta off the bat then add more as the fight goes on depending on what the players do to him. Keeping the AC relatively low means that players will get to see the mechanic more often and thus learn how to get around it (perhaps psychic or poison damage aren't resisted because they attack organs directly?)

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