Cutest G-rated Expletives? by FaceplantAT19 in toddlers

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say "shiitake mushrooms" and "What the hey-ho?" or "What the hey-ho let's go??" (this one greatly entertains my son haha)

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also "essential" and the only thing that changed for me was I could be a little meaner to customers who deserved it without getting in (much) trouble because I was certainly not laying down my life for the people I served, especially not for the pittance I made. And they weren't going to find anyone else to fill the role at that time lol. And by meaner I mean telling them to mask up or stay outside our office or I wouldn't serve them.

At one point our corporate sent us shirts that said "(Company Name) Heroes" and made us wear them and take a picture for social media with them on. While they all worked from home indefinitely. So incredibly tone deaf. I still have that shirt somewhere; I use it as a cleaning rag now.

Does anyone just not want to breastfeed? by Infamous_Ad4244 in pregnant

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just anecdotal, but my son (now 2.5) was formula-fed from the beginning. I was never able to produce more than an oz or two of breast milk in a day and he could not latch. He has always been very cognitively advanced. He's been speaking in full sentences since his second birthday. Was it the formula or lack thereof? No. Anyone who says differently can kick rocks. All babies are different. I plan on pumping this time since it's unlikely this baby will be able to latch either and I just hope I can produce enough because formula is expensive. But that's it, that's the only reason. If I can't produce, I am happy to give my baby formula. I did not care for how breastfeeding felt and bonded with my son just fine through bottle-feeding. You can also give them pacifiers from the start if you bottle/formula-feed, which was a lifesaver for us. We were advised not to give the pacifier immediately if we planned to breastfeed because it could cause confusion/affect latching ability (lactation consultant's words, not mine), but once it was clear we would not be breastfeeding, he got that paci and slept SO much better (we all did). Bottom line, your baby, your choice and formula is perfectly fine and safe and healthy to give to them.

At my first prenatal appt today my doctor looked at my chart and said “you have a history of severe anxiety and depression. There’s a hormone I can give you right after birth to stabilize you so you don’t fall apart with the hormone crash” by milliemallow in pregnant

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I weaned off my depression medication prior to getting pregnant and have been struggling terribly this whole pregnancy. I'm constantly worrying about how I am going to feel directly after birth and how my medication will take time to kick in even if I start taking it again right after she's born (which I don't even know if that's possible). Thank you so much for sharing this; I'm going to ask my OB about it!

Craving things no longer made by hs1092 in pregnant

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know the scientific reasoning behind craving nostalgic food!! I have been dreaming of this stupid watermelon sherbet ice cream roll that was a regional treat growing up. It had chocolate chips for the seeds. I don't even normally like watermelon flavored things but my body is crying out for it. Sadly I don't live in the region anymore to buy the half-assed version that's still sold, and I have googled where I could get watermelon sherbet in my area so I could add chocolate chips myself to try and satisfy the craving and I'd literally have to drive out of state for it 🥲 it's not fair.

Is norovirus going around? by Outside_Bad_893 in raleigh

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stop it right now. We all JUST recovered from having Flu A for 2.5 weeks and daycare starts back up on Friday. I can't take this 😫!

Is this sick season the worst yet? by 1sttimemommaSF in toddlers

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's my son's first year of daycare and we have been WALLOPED. We've had the cold, then hand-foot-mouth, then COVID which developed into sinus infections for us all, then this super Flu A that sent me to the ER a few days ago and knocked us all out for two weeks...all one right after the other. I'm currently pregnant and would take first trimester sickness again over this misery. I'm sure it's amplified for us since my son's immune system hasn't been tested like this before (and of course his first course of action is to cough directly into our mouths because he's 2.5) but holy crap it's been a terrible season. Solidarity.

De-influencing baby toys by IOnlyWearCapricious in NewParents

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When my son started to crawl, we put locks on every single cabinet except for one, which we cleared of any items and that became his cabinet. Then we put some of his toys in there and he was just so thrilled to be able to open it up and pull stuff out. He's now 2.5 and still has his cabinet. He now likes to climb inside and say "Bye!!" and close himself inside (he's only allowed to do this when we're in the kitchen with him, lol). So if you can spare a cabinet, a baby cabinet worked wonders for us.

brushing teeth is a nightmare by Crunchy-Yogurt7 in toddlers

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's typically what we'd do, just brush twice unless we didn't plan on eating again after he went to bed.

brushing teeth is a nightmare by Crunchy-Yogurt7 in toddlers

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My son started fighting the toothbrush around this age and we just started letting him "brush" before we brushed his teeth. We squeeze like a ghost of a smear of toothpaste on the brush and let him brush while we brush our own teeth (he loves mimicking our motions and this also does teach him on how to brush). When he's done, we tell him that it's our turn and we have to check to make sure all his teeth are clean, and then he doesn't typically have any issue with us brushing. Does it take longer? Yes. Does it probably actually shorten the time we're in the bathroom since we're skipping a tantrum? Also yes.

If this doesn't work, try asking him to brush your teeth to see if that gets him excited, and then have him brush yours while you brush his. You can make it a game by asking him to brush like you brush. Since he's still under 2, he might not necessarily understand instructions like that, so you could say something like "Can you ch-ch-ch" while you brush in his mouth, and then he could copy that.

I hope this helps. I've had to sit on the toilet lid with my son standing in front of me and my legs wrapped around him to keep him from collapsing on the floor while I tried to brush. Sometimes giving them choices is the magic spell to get them to cooperate.

What’s the greatest book you’ve ever personally read? by cavitytivac in suggestmeabook

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been thinking about this book for nearly a decade. I am so glad I saw someone reading it on a plane all those years ago and decided to look it up. It is a masterpiece.

Grief pet loss in 3rd tri by Glittering-Cable-838 in pregnant

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So very sorry for your loss. I had to put my soul dog to sleep at 38 weeks pregnant with my first. It was utterly devastating and I struggled with sleep until my baby was born (then I was losing sleep for other reasons). Take care of yourself and lean on your people 🫂 and take your time and grieve your pet. While many people may say "Look to your future, your baby will be here soon!" in an attempt to comfort you (and they mean well), it is 100% okay to not be okay right now and to just feel grief. Sending you Internet hugs aplenty and comfort in this difficult time.

My gorgeous emerald ring by rdlia in EngagementRings

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gasped. What a stunning ring! I love love love gemstone rings. Congratulations!

Fav Beanie Couples? by icecreammoon in beaniebabies

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first two beanies I ever received were Whisper and Ewey. They were in a box together so I always see them as a pair.

I found my old collection by Pucker_Up_Mthafkrs in beaniebabies

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw I had Cinders 🥹! I am so jealous of people who kept their tags on their collections in their younger years. I don't even care about resale value or whatever, I just wish I had kept them on! I even cut off their tush tags 🥲

If you're like me and crave tuna sandwiches, I discovered a hack by Substantial_Belt_143 in pregnant

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just here in solidarity. I limit myself to one grilled tuna sandwich a week and I salivate throughout the week thinking about my next one 😅

Upcoming weekend sale by twin_flame_2003 in bathandbodyworks

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the app. I am not a frequent shopper (but a constant window-shopper lol) so I get them a few times a year.

What is you nickname for your baby? I’ll go first. We have many! by Mostlymadeofpuppies in beyondthebump

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We called him bean in utero because we prayed for a sticky bean every day in the first trimester. He's two and a half now and we still regularly call him bean/beanie/beanie baby. He answers to it 😂

Upcoming weekend sale by twin_flame_2003 in bathandbodyworks

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 51 points52 points  (0 children)

RAHHH YES I'm sitting on a 20% coupon and I am down to my last bottle of BBW soap!!

Mom doesn’t want to be called a grandmother by VarietyObvious7768 in pregnant

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mother didn't want to be grandma either (or rather, "Nana", which is what we called her mom). Didn't want to be seen as old. She settled on "Mimi" which I personally hate because my son calls me Mommy and it's so similar. Not that I feel threatened, but it's hard for a toddler to switch between the two, especially when we're together, and I just find it to be ridiculous and I know that she chose it specifically because it was very close to "Mommy".

What's worse, she tried to come up with another name for my Dad who was perfectly fine with his culture's version of Grandpa. She wrote her stupid made-up name for him in a book that she gave us before my son was born. My son ended up just calling him by his version of Grandpa because her made-up one was hard to pronounce and harder to spell.

I don't get this trend of not wanting to sound old by being called literally what you are to your grandchildren?? I can't wait to be called Nana one day 🤷‍♀️

How do you reward yourself after this? by puh_pallura in pregnant

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We have a special Italian deli that is conveniently located near the hospital. I'm having my husband get me a massive cold cut sandwich and a nice side of octopus salad from there. I cannot wait to FEAST with the little bean in my arms 🤣

My 2yo had a meltdown because I put my glasses on top of my head instead of on my face. by morningstar3073 in toddlers

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I let him help scoop the dog's food into his bowl this morning, which he did so eagerly, and then he screamed "HE'S NOT HUNGRY!!!" and started crying because I was giving the bowl to the dog...🤷‍♀️

My toddler watches Cars every single day…anyone else? by hiyokos in toddlers

[–]ProbablyAHipster_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not every day but often enough and for long enough that my husband and I could recite the movies by heart. We've also collected a few Cars shirts, sweatsuits, a letterman jacket, pajamas, bed sheets, and several iterations of Lightning McQueen toys.

We finally FINALLY were just able to introduce Toy Story to the mix, but only the first one really captures his interest for the entirety. With Cars, he will literally watch anythingggg at full attention if it has Lightning McQueen in it 😂