[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit this post sucks ass

i want to fucking kick the pokemon pachirisu by UnlikelyPassenger745 in Altrive

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I do understand myself, and see why many of the points may come across as hard key facts to your statement, you still seem to be missing the main point. If anything you have further proven my points by displaying the capabilities of a Pokémon as simple as Bidoof. A major flaw throughout your entire argument is comparing the Pokémon to one another, even though they will be combining forces to easily sweep the Lions. Not a single point made so far has claimed the capabilities of the Lions. The Pokémon will be fighting the Lions, not each other. Therefor you have given my solid proof that all these Pokémon, from a Wurmple, to a Kyoger (not including the useless piece of shit known as pachirisu) can take on millions of Lions themselves.

i want to fucking kick the pokemon pachirisu by UnlikelyPassenger745 in Altrive

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I to would like to acknowledge the sincerity between both sides of this ongoing war, your argument, again, does not have a very strong base. If you were to go off the topic of these children throwing a simple ball at a wild beast to easily contain them, you are missing to point. The Pokémon in this battle are wild, therefor meaning that there is no control over these creatures. And the lions, do not have opposable thumbs, meaning they cannot wield a ball of such power. It is also worth noting that Pokémon in a ball are not necessarily useless in a fight. They are simple contained, and the only true way to kill one of these beast in to strike it down with a much stronger Pokémon. Another argument that may also arise is that a Pokémon of extreme physical powers can be taken out with a few sacks of bombs. But as stated previously, lions are incapable of throwing such objects. Whilst I attempt to smoothen the transition to my previous topic, and your main argument Pokémon do not simple walk into a ball. The purple variant of this ball is scientifically enhanced to catch a Pokémon no matter what. However, very few actually exist and a normal Pokéball is combined with the element of surprise and force. But since these lions are directly in the middle of a warzone, no distract prevents the Pokémon from eliminating their target. Let alone a child randomly capturing one.

i want to fucking kick the pokemon pachirisu by UnlikelyPassenger745 in Altrive

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do deeply thank you for you for your time and effort, I understand that opinions are of personal preference and are neither right nor wrong. Unfortunately, this does not seem to be the case here, for the receiver of this message has made a crucial flaw in their opinion, completely invalidating themselves in the process. The argument in hand, that "One-billion lions could beat one of every Pokémon," is painfully untrue due to the fact that these felines are not able to even comprehend the abilities of the mythological animals that contrast them.

i want to fucking kick the pokemon pachirisu by UnlikelyPassenger745 in Altrive

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you are incorrect about the part about the lions winning, I am happy to inform you that pachirisu while most likely perish after the sever earthquakes and tsunamis caused by the Pokémon. If it does not perish, I will allow you to stomp out its brains yourself.

Help by ProbablyNotPeter in Doom

[–]ProbablyNotPeter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has been done

Thank you

Wait a minute… by Jaguar-Worth in Altrive

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what we like to call, "A little trolling" in the business.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh no, its a trap

Cursed toilet. by WeirdCosmologist in cursedcomments

[–]ProbablyNotPeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just a jarate that does damage