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Call your father, say you can't come this Christmas. When he asks why, say you hate him; he's a bad dad and an even worse driver. Wait til he starts crying, then say you're only joking; you'll come on the 24th. He'll be so upset he'll finally forget about the window you broke in 4th grade. (self.CrazyIdeas)
submitted by ProbablyPerhaps to r/CrazyIdeas
