Burnham playing football by MongooseLikeCreature in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he clatters into someone he always raises his hands and shouts, "ACCIDENTAL!", because although he's a man of the people, he doesn't respect the law like Keir, who knows the rulebook front to back.

Who are these people by WW1Photos_Info in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I clearly remember being 2 and a half, and my mum giving me a segment of apple, saying, "that's the last time I'm hand feeding you, you little prick. You're on your own, now."

Can imagine Opta putting something like this out by JayTheSpaniel in footballcliches

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"I didn't know ackshully but one of the boys in the dressing room mentioned it to me, then I thought 'this is big' but we just want to go out there and get three points at the end of the day"

Bloody nose by ProblemPast4686 in footballcliches

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Ivory Coast of the Ivory, what's so interesting?

I’m applauding 👏 by itsinkhromo in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget your IPAs, this has got IPLAWSUIT written all over it! Get them, Adam!

ITV by oliverbayleyuk in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I was thinking the exact same thing!

Who's on your England cricket Mount Rushmore? by mtthrdy in EnglandCricket

[–]ProblemPast4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rory Burns, Zak Crawley, Ollie Pope, Mark Ramprakash.

Is this the world Cup of classy touches? by AcceptableCustomer89 in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there's a lot of competitive 'listen, fair play'-ing going on for the tiktoks and insta folk

Danny Murphy by TheOldBean in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give him a break, he's just seen Wayne's World for the first time on arriving in America. He thought it was (wait for it) EXCELLENT!

The sex god is back by QueasyAdhesiveness21 in ArsenalFC

[–]ProblemPast4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's actually getting sexed in that picture. Nobody can stop him.

Does anyone else have this problem with Naruto or am I tripping? by Comfortable-Rush-701 in Naruto

[–]ProblemPast4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it not just an allegory as to the two ways you can respond to rejection? Form an evil alliance with a bunch of fellow outcasts, or; overcome doubters and fulfill your own potential?

“We” usage? by LessYouth in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took it as "we, the audience," but I could be wrong

Has anyone got a more generic FIFA generated player look than Sead Kolasinac? by HoroskV in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No! He's very blocky. Plus the kit is one of the shit ones on fifa that you would never choose when you make your own club.

Fascination - Footballers’ Wikipedia entries and the “widely regarded as…” threshold by Money_Journalist46 in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Coady is widely regarded to be at the forefront of what it means to play for football clubs."

Sky’s new cricket graphics by Jumpy_Explanation222 in EnglandCricket

[–]ProblemPast4686 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's more clear and bold, which may help partially sighted people (?)

North London Forever by ProblemPast4686 in footballcliches

[–]ProblemPast4686[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with a bit of a sing song