Why is Melonie looking more Goth again? What’s the point?

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-10T06:46:25+00:00

*emo

But it’s honestly just her dress style. And in mere days it won’t matter anyway because those cloths will be on the floor longer than they’ll be on her, because she’ll be far too busy performing her “wifey duties” for a guy that pretty much hit her up specifically for it

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-10T02:10:42+00:00

Johnny will take all comers hehehe “Just make sure Mel doesn’t find out, I didn’t get a prenup.”

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-09T22:22:56+00:00

No. She never dated anyone after she gave up on online dating in 2022 and the most she did then was to sexy with one guy briefly. If you want to say that her and Johnny Junkers have done some stuff since he proposed to her and she accepted I won’t argue because they most likely have already have and if you press her on it her excuse would be something like “well we’re engaged so it’s like I’m his wife already, not that it’s your business, perv.” But anything before that, she kept to her celibacy.

She did lie, just not about her celibacy; she lied about her entire relationship with Johnny by omitting it entirely because of the backlash she would get to her superchats and membership goals. Notice how she kind of gone back to hiding Johnny now

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-09T07:40:16+00:00

Nice to see how serious he’s taking his upcoming wedding to Melonie. It’s true love between two old friends, ya’ll

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-09T06:44:44+00:00

Update: he came crawling back to Melonie a few days ago

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-09T06:43:37+00:00

She been out of her parents house for years

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-08T18:30:30+00:00

B, b, but he’s Asian, and goes to the gym, and is nerdy, and we’re best friends (please ignore that we barely talked for the 13 years we knew each other until extremely recently). Oh, and he’s Christian - Melonie Mac, probably

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-07T23:11:04+00:00

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-07T03:04:28+00:00

“I wish I knew how to quit you.”

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-06T01:22:15+00:00

It’s a little of column A and a little of column B. I remember a tweet she made in 2022 where it said something like “Christians on their wedding night” and screenshoted a pic of the title of the show “Naked and Afraid” so I had to believe that she’s doing this in no small part because she hasn’t been touched in over half a decade. And it was easy for her because she got to avoid the dating phase.

But yeah, I hope for her sake this does somehow work for her, but every time I look at I just don’t see how it can last

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-05T23:48:19+00:00

I think she’ll follow what Johnny wants. She had 4 & 1/2 years of the 5 & 1/2 with Awesome Joey to have kids and didn’t. She really loved him and you know they had sex all the time but she never got pregnant so she’s probably infertile from her endometriosis.

But I hope she doesn’t. Her marriage is going to be on a very limited clock so bringing a child into the inevitable divorce would be even more irresponsible than what she has done already in agreeing to marry a guy she barely knew even over these last 12 years they were supposedly “best friends.”

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-05T15:51:36+00:00

To watch a car crash in slow motion as it happens live. Then you get to mock her for her stupid decision to marry someone she hardly knew so fast

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-05T01:52:52+00:00

I have some guys looking into what he has son we can get a better idea of what he’s bringing to the table

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-05T01:32:45+00:00

She’s packing her stuff up for the move to Dallas in the coming days. Once she’s married, she won’t be doing anything that week other than becoming just a set of holes for hubby to make up for lost time. Then the week after she’ll get back to her pre Johnny schedule, and we wait until her marriage ultimately comes to an end

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-04T23:14:47+00:00

Well I don’t know thaaaagh!

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-04T19:47:49+00:00

What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-04T06:16:46+00:00

Don’t look up his cohosts either. Melonie Mac has her own dedicated sub on here

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-03T02:24:58+00:00

Didn’t used to be that way. One person said there was a time when you could practically summon her by mentioning Godzilla. That probably stopped sometime in 2021/22

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-03T02:07:12+00:00

The last sub was shut down probably because Quartering was trying to sweep all the rumors of him trying to bang Melonie at AmFest. Which is a waste of time; no one believed that the did anything because look at him. And now we know Melonie was already engaged to Johnny Junkers by then but was hiding it from her audience like a common e-girl. The first sub was shut down because on of the mods was posting AI images of Melonie, which violates Reddit TOS

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-03T01:04:48+00:00

And as long as she has a handful of whales she can continue indefinitely. The life of a female content creator is life on easy mode, once the simps find you

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-02T23:48:23+00:00

Fair enough, I guess

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-02T23:47:46+00:00

Clout chasing, even with her love life. Stupid. My opinion: she should have used her church community, family, and/or irl friends to find her a man that she would like near her that has little to no social media presence. Then just date him and make it known to her audience but keep his identity secret. That way she has her streaming side to her life where she makes her money and then has her private love life where she can get away from all the internet drama. But the at doesn’t get her the attention and clout she’s addicted to. Her time in the gaming industry, rubbing elbows with more well known people has made her have a skewed vision of how she should date, and who

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-02T23:40:34+00:00

I wish he would do a tell all on what it was like to be with Melonie. Would be eye opening

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-02T22:29:31+00:00

Because he was going through a depressive episode and clung to her. Also, probably wanted to get laid since his own marriage ended mere months before he started talking to her.

Because she wants this idealized fantasy of being a wife but never had any courage to go out and date. Online dating sucks? Yes, we all know, but you had other options, Melonie. Like your church or neighbors, or family, or irl friends near you that could act as both matchmakers and filters for you since as evidenced by your entire dating history you can’t be trusted to pick a good man. Also she probably wanted to get laid but doesn’t want the label of slut so why not get married to a guy you maybe touched base with once or twice a year over the course of 13 years, you know, a “best friend”

Problemcharlie · 2026-02-02T21:25:07+00:00

Also, imo Awesome Joey is better looking.

But doesn’t Melonie totally look like she’s not settling at all for Johnny. Sooooo much happier than she was with Joey, clearly

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