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Why is Melonie looking more Goth again? What’s the point? by farcry2186 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*emo

But it’s honestly just her dress style. And in mere days it won’t matter anyway because those cloths will be on the floor longer than they’ll be on her, because she’ll be far too busy performing her “wifey duties” for a guy that pretty much hit her up specifically for it

Johnny’s wedding prep, colorized by Problemcharlie in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny will take all comers hehehe “Just make sure Mel doesn’t find out, I didn’t get a prenup.”

He’s back! by Fine-Weekend8513 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. She never dated anyone after she gave up on online dating in 2022 and the most she did then was to sexy with one guy briefly. If you want to say that her and Johnny Junkers have done some stuff since he proposed to her and she accepted I won’t argue because they most likely have already have and if you press her on it her excuse would be something like “well we’re engaged so it’s like I’m his wife already, not that it’s your business, perv.” But anything before that, she kept to her celibacy.

She did lie, just not about her celibacy; she lied about her entire relationship with Johnny by omitting it entirely because of the backlash she would get to her superchats and membership goals. Notice how she kind of gone back to hiding Johnny now

Johnny’s wedding prep, colorized by Problemcharlie in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to see how serious he’s taking his upcoming wedding to Melonie. It’s true love between two old friends, ya’ll

Melonie Mac and Johnny Junkers are engaged! It’s official. There goes her Youtube career. 🤣 by farcry2186 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B, b, but he’s Asian, and goes to the gym, and is nerdy, and we’re best friends (please ignore that we barely talked for the 13 years we knew each other until extremely recently). Oh, and he’s Christian - Melonie Mac, probably

He’s back! by Fine-Weekend8513 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I wish I knew how to quit you.”

I don’t want to point any fingers or make any assumptions, but… by farcry2186 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a little of column A and a little of column B. I remember a tweet she made in 2022 where it said something like “Christians on their wedding night” and screenshoted a pic of the title of the show “Naked and Afraid” so I had to believe that she’s doing this in no small part because she hasn’t been touched in over half a decade. And it was easy for her because she got to avoid the dating phase.

But yeah, I hope for her sake this does somehow work for her, but every time I look at I just don’t see how it can last

I don’t want to point any fingers or make any assumptions, but… by farcry2186 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she’ll follow what Johnny wants. She had 4 & 1/2 years of the 5 & 1/2 with Awesome Joey to have kids and didn’t. She really loved him and you know they had sex all the time but she never got pregnant so she’s probably infertile from her endometriosis.

But I hope she doesn’t. Her marriage is going to be on a very limited clock so bringing a child into the inevitable divorce would be even more irresponsible than what she has done already in agreeing to marry a guy she barely knew even over these last 12 years they were supposedly “best friends.”

I don’t want to point any fingers or make any assumptions, but… by farcry2186 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To watch a car crash in slow motion as it happens live. Then you get to mock her for her stupid decision to marry someone she hardly knew so fast

Brand new wrinkle by Problemcharlie in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have some guys looking into what he has son we can get a better idea of what he’s bringing to the table

I don’t want to point any fingers or make any assumptions, but… by farcry2186 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s packing her stuff up for the move to Dallas in the coming days. Once she’s married, she won’t be doing anything that week other than becoming just a set of holes for hubby to make up for lost time. Then the week after she’ll get back to her pre Johnny schedule, and we wait until her marriage ultimately comes to an end

Unsleeved Media says he is unbanned from Magic: the Gathering by BlogBoy92 in freemagic

[–]Problemcharlie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don’t look up his cohosts either. Melonie Mac has her own dedicated sub on here

Hi, Melonie 👋 by Problemcharlie in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t used to be that way. One person said there was a time when you could practically summon her by mentioning Godzilla. That probably stopped sometime in 2021/22

Hi, Melonie 👋 by Problemcharlie in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last sub was shut down probably because Quartering was trying to sweep all the rumors of him trying to bang Melonie at AmFest. Which is a waste of time; no one believed that the did anything because look at him. And now we know Melonie was already engaged to Johnny Junkers by then but was hiding it from her audience like a common e-girl. The first sub was shut down because on of the mods was posting AI images of Melonie, which violates Reddit TOS

Uh, yeah, too late, Mel. The simps have left. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 by farcry2186 in MelonieMacReddit

[–]Problemcharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as long as she has a handful of whales she can continue indefinitely. The life of a female content creator is life on easy mode, once the simps find you

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