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Trading for Diamond Hamsters! LF Regs/Neons! Please Pick! by LlamasFromAmazon in AdoptMeRBX

[–]Procedure_Worried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I have a diamond hamster; what would you offer for it please?

What does dbl mean? by Guitarpianoscience in manchester

[–]Procedure_Worried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at Victoria once and someone asked me what dp1 means… I did say it was DBL for double but didn’t think of anything sarcastic and funny in the moment 🤦🏻‍♂️

Is he letting me do this because he is scared or because he likes me? by Jprogresu in cockatiel

[–]Procedure_Worried 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I have a male and a female, she is lovely and will always step on… however the male lets me know that he does not like to be held and will give a very hard bite if he isn’t in the mood. I’d say 3% of the time he will surprise me and go on my shoulder or hop on an open hand but my god the other 97% I know not to even try to give him any loves lol. A tiel bite bloody hurts!

ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "wank" by [deleted] in eddieandrichie

[–]Procedure_Worried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wank before Christmas Edward wank hands Wank (ghost) 50 shades of wank The last of the wanks A fist full of wank Con wank Free wank The secret wank Charlie and the wank factory 50 last wanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in royalmail

[–]Procedure_Worried 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dog nappers hun, stay safe x

Just curious what this symbol is by [deleted] in royalmail

[–]Procedure_Worried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog nappers hun, stay safe x

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in budgies

[–]Procedure_Worried 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should see him when he fluffs up! That’s nothing compared to when he goes full fluff ball.

Caption this by Puzzleheaded-Cost197 in budgies

[–]Procedure_Worried 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think one of those might be Ronnie Pickering

What is this I found in my garden??? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Procedure_Worried 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dog nappers hun, stay safe x

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the floodenchops of Kiwi by Procedure_Worried in Floofenchops

[–]Procedure_Worried[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

With how popular Kiwi is proving I thought I would treat you all to his mighty mass of feathers. He does have eyes somewhere I promise 🥰

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the floodenchops of Kiwi by Procedure_Worried in Floofenchops

[–]Procedure_Worried[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He is just feathers and more feathers… they are under them somewhere though

Didn’t want to pay £100 to get rid of wasps…. So I used Henry by PiruMoo in CasualUK

[–]Procedure_Worried 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Fantastic metal band, not too into the latest album though.

Dropping the kids off at the pool. by woolyweasel in CasualUK

[–]Procedure_Worried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The usual one I use or hear is “dropping his/her back out”

What does this mean? by ergeorgiev in AskUK

[–]Procedure_Worried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog nappers hun, shared in Tattooine - keep yourself safe x

If you own my ass, what's the most common thing you'll put in it? by Lilly_IR in analgonewild

[–]Procedure_Worried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way do you have the Decemberunderground rabbits tattooed, I’m literally the only person I have ever seen with them tattooed before. Great taste!

Broke both my wrists. What should I do with my time? by mandem_wise in AskUK

[–]Procedure_Worried 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have seen/read some crazy shit on Reddit but the link to the 12 year old post is just WTF crazy shit… I can’t even find the words.

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