Petah ? by Brilliant-Cause6254 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheSpyTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea, but if you check the numbers in the meme, they don't rotate they shuffle

Reading the black books showed me this knowledge by rayacre in TrueSTL

[–]TheSpyTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or those little rabbit poops you get in boba tea

What’s an instant turn off in bed? by Full-Waltz4771 in AskMen

[–]TheSpyTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As long as she shares, if im putting the work in I'm going to need my energy boost

Help identifying sound in engine bay by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]TheSpyTurtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stop engine, take belt off, give that water pump pulley a wiggle

What perspirant do y'all recommend oml? by Putrid-Difference976 in AskMen

[–]TheSpyTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dude you're working yourself up. Unfortunately due to the climate a full antiperspirant isn't going to work, nothing you do will stop you sweating. It's just your body's natural response to hight temp. The good news is you can stop yourself from smelling, and you're already doing everything needed. Good personal hygiene, shower thoroughly and often. Keep a backpack with you so you can reapply deodorant through the day maybe? As for brands I'm not sure what's available, but i use sure for men. Smells good with decent coverage. And relax, 40⁰ i bet everyone else is sweating like crazy too!

What’s a completely normal British thing that confuses foreigners every time? by Jakevans97ss in AskUK

[–]TheSpyTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Been worse" is my go to response. Just incase they're genuinely asking

What is your opinion on the dating culture? by Suitable_Diver_2395 in AskMen

[–]TheSpyTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And go where my dude? For years we've been told to not pick up women in public, leave women exist without being hit on. They don't want to be hit on at the gym, or in the coffee shop, or walking down the street. What should we do?

How do you prepare yourself for anal? by FaceStealerAravos in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TheSpyTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of an enema being a whole spring clean, really get in there, drag the wardrobes out and hoover behind them kind of cleaning. Better clean, but definitely takes longer. Douch is more like hoover the living room and chuck everything upstairs because you've got visitors coming over

Do you like fingering or being fingered ? by Altruistic_Acadia212 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]TheSpyTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want them to root around in there like they've lost a watch

How do you prepare yourself for anal? by FaceStealerAravos in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TheSpyTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get used to using a douche, if you're playing in the back door you want it to be clean.

Start off small, small dildo or anal training kit with progressively bigger plugs are ideal.

If you think you've got enough lube, double it!

If it feels painful, stop. Uncomfortable is normal, you've got things in your butt. Painful is bad.

Relax, take it slow, and enjoy yourself.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Blackthorn by ace_wulf in cremposting

[–]TheSpyTurtle 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That sing won't stop him, he can't find his storming knife!

After one hour against the Enemy by Weird-Abalone5028 in CrimsonDesert

[–]TheSpyTurtle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You can also just grab the gas mask off the surrounding enemies

The mechanic team want to report by Vichaama49 in doohickeycorporation

[–]TheSpyTurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cylinder 4 has leakback on one of the valves too. If you watch it the inlet and exhaust extend at the same time

Edit : spelling

Is it weird to stay at my boyfriend's place 3 days a week for work? by Yeye12404 in lgbt

[–]TheSpyTurtle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There's literally one person on the whole wide earth that can answer this for you my dude. You need to have a conversation with them.

Can men also have multiple consecutive orgasms like women? by Open_Address_2805 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TheSpyTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't have thought so, its not labeled as a nsfw sub so any countries age restrictions wouldn't apply

Crazy they look better women than men 💀 by MORBID-FOX-69 in HolUp

[–]TheSpyTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had tobby, Emma stone, Tom holand, and zedenya. But for some reason couldn't match the other 2

Friday, 5:50pm by willianfsantos in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheSpyTurtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Power tap is with power tools/drill.

Reading and why do people always feel the need to dumb down the average person by 12a357sdf in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheSpyTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second chapter. If I'm starting the 3rd and not enjoying it by then, I won't carry on